Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair?

Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and in some of these photos it sort of kind of looks like they may have been hanging out -- at least that’s how the Daily Mail is interpreting it. You’ll note though that while Lohan has her full face towards the cameras, Greene seems like she has no interest in turning around. Which is too bad. They’d be perfect best friends. But Lindsay Lohan is too low, even for Ashley Greene. And even if they are friendly, it’d be like one of those relationships where no one is supposed to know. What do you call the friendship version of a Shame F-ck? This is Lindsay Lohan.