Come ON!

Tell me we’re the same and you have a raging erection over this too. I wondered yesterday in my Lupita Nyong’o post – click here for refresher -- whether or not she was heading out of LA to Paris for Miu Miu. Indeed she was. And she posted a photo of herself there with…Rihanna!

F-ck Ben and Matt, right? This is the dream BFF team right here. I want to see Lupita in Rihanna’s next video. I want them Rihanna to tweet pictures of herself at Lupita’s during a sleepover. I would watch a video of them eating popcorn while watching old Whitney Houston videos. And I would definitely blow my load if they ever went on a double date:

Rihanna with Drake and Lupita with… Jared Leto?

Jared Leto just happens to be in Paris after the Oscars too. And he showed up at Miu Miu. Coincidence or conspiracy?

But let’s go back to Lupita, our beloved. She and Rihanna sat next to each other at the show in the front row. She took selfies with everyone who would let her…

…but only after introducing herself to everyone around her instead of expecting them to come to her to pay their respects. This girl is our life right now. There’s no one else.