Take the joy wherever you can get it. The joy factor was low in January. February is only 3 days old. But there’s already been a lot of joy. Mimi is here to give us more of it. Mimi can always be reliably counted on for joy.
Mimi’s new single, I Don’t, was released last night. Since Mimi doesn’t understand what subtle means, the song is obviously about not marrying James Packer. To promote I Don’t, Mimi decided to show us what happens when she tries to move. This is how Mimi exercises: full hair and makeup, fishnets, heels, and a LOT of cleavage.
If that last image doesn’t put a smile on your face, I fear we are all doomed.
You know who also enjoyed it? Rihanna.
Both Rihanna and Mimi congratulated Beyoncé on the Blessing earlier this week. And now Rihanna and Mimi are exchanging clothes. So, hey, it’s not always about Girl Sh-t, is it?
Here’s Rihanna out in New York last night giving me everything with her steeze. I don’t love the sparkly pumps but that doesn’t matter when you consider that they’re being worn under SWEATPANTS and a killer leather jacket and… MY GOD those earrings. I want those earrings. I want the strength to be able to wear those earrings.