Take the joy wherever you can get it. The joy factor was low in January. February is only 3 days old. But there’s already been a lot of joy. Mimi is here to give us more of it. Mimi can always be reliably counted on for joy.

Mimi’s new single, I Don’t, was released last night. Since Mimi doesn’t understand what subtle means, the song is obviously about not marrying James Packer. To promote I Don’t, Mimi decided to show us what happens when she tries to move. This is how Mimi exercises: full hair and makeup, fishnets, heels, and a LOT of cleavage.


Running amok. @gunnarfitness

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We must we must ... ;) 😘 @gunnarfitness

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Climb every mountain πŸ‘ŠπŸΎπŸ˜˜ @gunnarfitness

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If that last image doesn’t put a smile on your face, I fear we are all doomed.

You know who also enjoyed it? Rihanna.


Yo I made it!!! @mariahcarey in #FENTYxPUMA

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Both Rihanna and Mimi congratulated Beyoncé on the Blessing earlier this week. And now Rihanna and Mimi are exchanging clothes. So, hey, it’s not always about Girl Sh-t, is it?

Here’s Rihanna out in New York last night giving me everything with her steeze. I don’t love the sparkly pumps but that doesn’t matter when you consider that they’re being worn under SWEATPANTS and a killer leather jacket and… MY GOD those earrings. I want those earrings. I want the strength to be able to wear those earrings.