US Weekly’s latest exclusive is that Miley Cyrus has been hooking up with Dane Cook.

Um.

When’s the last time you cared about Dane Cook? Have you ever cared about Dane Cook? I know. I know you’re going to tell me that he had his moment, especially when, BACK IN 2005, he went on Jimmy Kimmel imitating Tom Cruise’s couch jumping. That moment lasted 3 minutes. And I guess he’s going to get 3 more now that he and Miley might be doing it on the low.

The last we heard of Miley’s love life she was getting down with model Stella Maxwell, although she did clarify that it wasn’t a serious relationship. So there’s no reason to believe this will be serious. But seriously, how do you go from Stella Maxwell down to Dane Cook?