She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It.

All I feel is that dress blinding me.

All I feel is embarrassment for her that it wasn’t enough for her to try to blind me with her dress, her shoes had to come in with a follow-up punch.

All I wonder is whether or not Carrie Underwood wanted to stab her for stealing the gown she wanted. That should be an automatic rejection, right?

Ask yourself…

Would Carrie Underwood wear this dress?

If yes…


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