Well doesn’t he?

Doesn’t Penn Badgley look it?

Here he is last night in New York at the 2011 New Directors/New Films Festival Opening Night experimenting with stubble shading. I really wish he wouldn’t although I totally know why he is. It’s that “face too small for his head” problem he has. Maybe he asked Bob Ross what to do and they decided to take a sketch pencil and shadow in the sides. The result, as you can see, is an Abraham Lincoln fetus. The more I look at it, the more he’s grossing me out. Also, Bob Ross, now 20 years later… creepier, or just me, or is that just what happened to the 70s?

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