Princess Beatrice Gossip

Taylor Swift stepped out yesterday in New York in plaid, flats, and a cross-body and it’s the perfect outfit for “what to wear to class on a fall day”, the only minor issue being the size of the bag. Full Story

The Queen celebrated her actual 90th birthday in April but this weekend is the mega blowout in London. All mega blowouts start at church, which is where the royal family gathered today for a thanksgiving service. Full Story

Day 1 of Royal Ascot. The Queen was joined by a few of her grandchildren including Zara Phillips and Prince Harry who wore a top hat, per the dress code. Oh of course there’s a dress code. A strict dress code. When I was in Windsor a few weeks ago, I wanted to walk the Long Walk. It’s like 10km or something. Full Story

The Royals Season 1, Episode 4 recap  Usually I title recaps with a notable line of dialogue from that week’s episode, but The Royals simply doesn’t provide notable dialogue, so for this show, I’m switching to the most absurd thing that happens in the episode. This week, it’s Helena’s revenge on a peasanty whiskey distiller who dares speaks to her in Snide Tones. Full Story

WHAT:  LOVEleigh KIMONOS WHERE:  CLICK HERE WHY: I don't want to say kimonos are "in" because they've always been in, but let's just say they're making a major fashion resurgence. Full Story

I love this dress on her. It’s cute and sexy. It’s so interesting to look at. It’s such a great shape. It’s beautifully balanced but kinda off-beat at the same time. Such a good style choice for her.  Full Story

I wish every dress had pockets. Pockets are just so comforting. And posing with your hands in your pockets is so much less cheesy than posing with your hands on your hips. Unless you have arms the size of Carey Mulligan though, sometimes the hand on hip is necessary for reduction of side flap. Lea doesn’t have to worry about side flap. Full Story

If the boots were flat, it may have worked. But these boots with this dress? It’s wrong. It actually makes no sense. And it’s too deliberate of an attempt to “downplay sexy”. I mean, we get it. You don’t want to be called a bombshell anymore. But that doesn’t mean your booties are right for an eyelet hem that skims the ankles, Jesus. Full Story

Prince Harry attended a charity trading event yesterday in London, confirming a 15 billion pound deal. Harry also worked the phones for half an hour or so. Check him out. Wherever he is he always looks like he’s at a bar. Harry’s birthday is on Thursday. He’ll be 27. 27 years old, heading for Apache helicopter training soon. Full Story

It’s Day 1 of Royal Ascot. And since we’re all hat and royal jizzy after the Wedding, I thought I’d throw up some shots of the Queen and the Camilla and Fergie’s girls and some randoms too while I work on an upcoming article about Jennifer Aniston and whether or not she’s a homewrecker. Full Story