I’m not saying Reese doesn’t look amazing. Because she does. She looks lovely. Lovely…and boring and she’s been wearing the same dress since January at the Golden Globes which of course at the time was all kindsa yellow fabulous but after 10 farking months of the same shape and the same cut and the same strapless, it’s shades of Aniston all over again. Aniston and her little black boring, you know what I mean? Maybe it’s just me.

This is Reese, on the same day finalisation of her divorce was made public, at last night’s Rendition premiere where she kept a safe distance from Jakey G as both deliberately refrained from posing together.

So if we were in high school, we’d say that because of this they must be totally f&cking because why go out of your way to make sure people don’t think something when nothing is going on?

As for what’s really going on – radio silence from all sides. Leaks are sealed and the “official” word remains: broken up permanently. Is your smutty sense tingling?

By the way – after Rendition, Jakey has no other releases planned until at least 2009. What will he do with all his free time?