Rocco Ritchie Gossip

“Petite or thin”, what’s the difference? I love how no one just says “skinny” anymore. They want the lead to be skinny. Note the adjectives: pretty, sexy, attractive. So I’m sensing they are going for a look here.   I'm still on the email list for casting notices from Backstage. Here's a little taste of what it's like to be an actress searching for your next job. Full Story

I feel like you’re going to see a lot of Breaking Bad tonight at the parties, if you’re going to the parties. We’re on a flight tomorrow at 6am but I really, really want to hit the parties because my costume is so great. They’re putting prosthetics on my face for etalk. It seems like a waste not to squeeze everything I can out of those cheekbones. Full Story

Um…like…easy there Mr Gwyneth. Bono you are not. Yet. Perhaps ever. So I like Coldplay. More than like. You could say that once upon a time I loved Coldplay. Have all their CDs, DVDs, know all the words to their songs, seen them in concert 3 times…big fan. Until the last album X + Y. Was the strangest thing – it was great at first. Full Story

Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait for the MaddRoc…Maddox Pitt and Rocco Ritchie, best friends and band mates – the future of gossip. Full Story

The UK Mirror is reporting that a romantic dinner turned into a nasty argument the other night when the Ritchies went out for dinner. According to witnesses at the restaurant, Guy berated his wife for being too “controlling”, and refused to hear a word otherwise, raising his voice and talking over Madonna when she attempted to interject. Full Story

Shooting a series of new ads for Estee Lauder…total gorgessity non? Heard from a very new source over the weekend about Gwyneth and Madge – rumour has it she’s been one of the few allowed to visit Madge and Child and word is she’s completely “enchanted” with David Banda Ritchie, Malawi son of Her Madgesty. Full Story

The adoption story that just.won"t.die. So little David goes home to La Madge. Malawi groups oppose the adoption, objecting to - among other things - the Hollywoodification of the process - even though the boy"s biological father angrily defended Madge"s new motherhood in the press. That was on Wednesday. Full Story

Check out the Ritchies as they left the Kabbalah Centre the other day – he in white casuals, she in black business. It’s a fashion mismatch I can totally relate to. Does your husband do this to you? Because inevitably, even though I’m cleaned up in something fabulous, he’ll always rock the tear-away track sweats with his favourite Polska visor. Full Story

I can"t put my finger on it. Maybe it"s the wedges - so low classy on a red carpet, non? Or maybe it"s the frail, pale appearance. I never remembered her so gaunt and little. And what"s with the whole milkmaid and braids get-up? It"s freakin" me out. Come to think of it, I do remember hearing some rumblings about marital troubles. Full Story

Congratulations to Marissa S from Toronto, Canada for correctly predicting 20 out of 24 categories and being the first to send in her ballot among those who had the same score. Marissa wins a $250 gift certificate to Lululemon and has earned the right to select #5 on the Freebie 5, replacing Ritchie"s Patrick Dempsey nomination - thank Goddess. Full Story

A rare party experience for the Ritchies. So is your smutty sense tingling? By all accounts, Madge and Guy were very much together last night. No sign of awkwardness, no tension or pretension, just happy to be out and about with other major stars deserving of their time. And although her pink slinky reeks of cheap Beyonce, I think she looks great. Full Story