Thursday, November 21, 2019

Dear Gossips,

Everyone is still talking about Prince Andrew announcing yesterday that he would be stepping down for the “foreseeable future” from public duties on behalf of the British royal family. In the letter that was released confirming the decision, Andrew says that he was the one who decided to quit and cleared it with the Queen.  Read Full Intro

Prince Andrew’s “foreseeable future”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2019 21:01:39 November 20, 2019 21:01:39
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The British royal family released a statement today about Prince Andrew. I know that you don’t need me to tell you why Prince Andrew is in the news but, you know, maybe in a hundred years, if the internet is still around and someone stumbles across this site, they might need the context. And the context is this: Prince Andrew, son of Queen Elizabeth II, was friends with Jeffrey Epstein, the dead rapist pedophile, and has been accused by his victims of knowing about the sex trafficking and even participating in the exploitation of girls. Full Story

Did the Queen know about Prince Andrew and his sweat glands? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2019 15:36:47 November 19, 2019 15:36:47
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The fallout from Prince Andrew’s shambolic interview with Emily Maitlis on BBC Newsnight continues. It was a unanimous bomb. A major disaster. A total sh-t show to the point where even the British tabloids can’t avoid it as, you know, they prefer another royal target. But it’s undeniable that there’s only one royal doofus in the British royal family – it’s the Queen’s beloved second son, the one who was friends with the dead rapist pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. Full Story

Prince Andrew and Team York: amateur hour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 15:11:19 November 18, 2019 15:11:19
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It is the year 2019. And we are talking about the sweat glands of a member of the British royal family, the beloved second son of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of England. We have already talked extensively about his fat fingers. Now we’ve moved onto his sweat glands. So next time some posh f-ck tries to tell you what fork to use at dinner and what’s considered good etiquette and whether or not you should cross your legs, remind them that Prince Andrew’s fat fingers and sweat glands were discussed on television and eat with your goddamn fingers. Full Story

Prince Andrew and the n-word

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 14:40:01 November 18, 2019 14:40:01
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This f-cking idiot. Before we even get to his interview with Emily Maitlis on Newsnight this weekend, we have to address another one Prince Andrew’s messes – this time his alleged use of the n-word. The Evening Standard reports that he said it Full Story

Prince Harry: fresh and not sweaty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 14:20:39 November 18, 2019 14:20:39
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Prince Harry stepped out for the first ever Onside Awards on Sunday to honour young activists and the volunteers and the mentors who are helping youth who are trying to make a difference. For a change, though, he wasn’t the top royal headline this weekend. That, of course, would be his uncle, and we’ll get to that mess in a bit. Full Story

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Prince Andrew’s “no holds barred” interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2019 17:01:12 November 15, 2019 17:01:12
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BBC Newsnight announced this morning that they’d landed an exclusive interview with Prince Andrew about his friend, the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. And they clearly have enough here to turn it into a one hour special on Saturday night.  WORLD EXCLUSIVE: In a #Newsnight Full Story

The Crown Cometh

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 14, 2019 20:49:15 November 14, 2019 20:49:15
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The Crown season 3 drops this Sunday on Netflix. Early reviews are really good. It’s not like I expect a drop in quality, not from one of the most lavish and meticulously crafted dramas on television. I just wonder whether or not the issues currently surrounding the real Windsors will have any Full Story

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Prince Charles: The Happy Birthday Baby Photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2019 14:48:05 November 14, 2019 14:48:05
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Prince Charles celebrates his birthday today. The future King of England is now 71 years old. You’ll recall, it was around now, last year, as he approached his milestone 70th birthday, when all the mess started about his two sons. He covered Vanity Fair Full Story