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Imagine that you are lucky enough to be involved in the biggest project of the year, at your work, say. Imagine too that you are plucked to be among much more experienced, celebrated, talented people who have been working juuuust about as long as you’ve been alive. Imagine having the gall, when someone asks you about this, to say “Oh, I actually don’t think any of it is very important. Full Story

James Cameron famously invented the Strong Female Character when he made Terminator, and there has never been another Strong Female Character since Sarah Connor. As the leading expert on Strong Female Characters and the only person in the world whose opinion matters on the topic of women in action cinema, The Guardian asked Cameron about Wonder Woman, and Cameron, the only person capable of creating Strong Female Characters, said no, she isn’t as Strong as Sarah Connor, because Sarah Connor is an inscrutable badass and a sh*tty mom and ugly to boot. Full Story

We haven’t slept since Sunday. There are currently over 12,000 words posted on the site today. And there are two words that sum up what I feel about Gwyneth Paltrow’s look last night: f-ck off. Full Story

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady did not attend the MET Gala last year. If she wore what she wore last night to the event last year, we might not have a problem. Full Story

There is no dress that was as bad as Justin Timberlake last night. No outfit as hideous as his behaviour. No hairstyle as goddamn f-cking heinous as his need not only to make himself the story but to make his story part of everyone else’s story too. Full Story

Yesterday, Sasha sent me a video of George Lopez berating a female fan after he tells a racist joke and asked me to write about it. Sasha never does this so I know it really pissed her off. I also know this because she called him George F-cking Lopez. Here’s the video TMZ posted of George F-cking Lopez kicking the fan out of his show Full Story

There’s girl sh-t, boy sh-t, sibling sh-t, and then there’s Supermodel Sh-t. We don’t get it often, mostly because the real supermodels don’t give a lot of interviews. But when it happens it’s glorious because their shade has been honed in an industry that values judgyness and c-ntiness (see: Tom Ford, Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld). Full Story

Every other week someone’s trying to convince you that Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are done. I can’t remember who it was last time. Whatever. None of it’s been true. And this weekend, this showed up on Irina’s Instagram:   A photo posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) Full Story

The Revenant junket happened the other day. Tom Hardy was available for interviews. But, actually, not really. Hitfix’s Drew McWeeny was supposed to interview Tom and was f-cked over. Normally when that happens, we’re too afraid to talk sh-t about the celebrity because we don’t want to be blacklisted by the studios for upcoming opportunities. Full Story

After an incident on set in which several Native American actors—and the cultural advisor—walked off Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6, Netflix released a (sh*tty) non-apology basically saying we were harshing their mellow by overreacting because the movie is “broad satire” and the diverse cast is “in on the joke”. Full Story

Justin Timberlake showed up at the ASCAP Country Music Awards last night in Nashville to present Trisha Yearwood with the Voice of Music Award alongside former President Jimmy Carter. As a general rule, when you present to someone, do you think you should honour the person and, you know, step the f-ck back and let them be recognised? Or… do you think you should make it as entertaining as possible and therefore become part of the conversation? How would JT answer this question? Look at him bowing down on stage in front of Trisha. Full Story