Blank Space not Style. She’s sticking with the big hit and I understand this, but I just love Style so much and I kind of wanted a tease for what it might look like on tour. And that’s maybe another reason why she stayed with Blank Space. Because you don’t want to give away too much before she kicks that off.

Taylor wore Roberto Cavalli on the red carpet at the BRITs. My problem with this dress is that Heidi Klum would wear it. The bigger problem is her hair. This updo is a small town news anchor. And then she let it down over a black blazer for her performance and suddenly she’s a politician.

I mean, is this a rock show or a fundraiser?

There has to be somewhere we can land between her country ringlets and this. For how far she’s come, from the girl born on a Christmas tree farm to the top-selling recording artist of the Twitter era, there’s no reason for this. There’s no stylist who wouldn’t work with her. It can’t be that hard to give her good hair. I refuse to believe that it’s that much of a challenge.

Also attaching photos of her at the after-parties, surrounded by friends, naturally. Including Mick Jagger. No one else is more popular.