There’s a rumour out there that Cameron Diaz is now dealing with Diddy. Um, I don’t buy it. I didn’t buy it before I saw these photos and holy f-ck, I totally don’t buy it now that I’m looking at these photos.

PICTURE HIM ON TOP OF YOU.

What is happening?

How does this happen?

How does a man, who doesn’t work with lions and tigers in Vegas, decide that this is what he wants to wear?

A shirt like this, it’s an instant dealbreaker. Brad Pitt couldn’t make this shirt work. Charlie Hunnam, Ryan Gosling, Michael Fassbender...NO ONE could make this work.

PS. What exactly does he DO now?