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After showing up in that horrific Marchesa the other night - click here for a refresher - Blake Lively went with Elie Saab last night at the opening of Gaga’s Workshop at Barneys in New York. Once again, it’s too small. See how the button is pulling? Then again, if she’d gone up a size, the jacket couldn’t have cupped around her breasts the way they are here for best possible presentation.

I get it that the suit is supposed to be styled this way, sure, but it’s just... I mean we see her tits so much, you know? I need a break from them. Like, not a long one. Maybe just two months. Can we get a two month break from her breasts?

Is that a problem that I have to be asking for a break from her breasts?

Blake Lively attended the Barneys New York Celebration Launch of Gaga's Workshop.
Photo credits: Jamie McCarthy/Getty

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