OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. You know how I feel about gender reveal… events. And this, well, this just happened. It’s a gender reveal abomination of a meal. They’re going to start doing this with, like, egg rolls next. Or bbq pork buns. Anything at dimsum that can be wrapped. And when that happens I will go f-cking nuclear. (Dlisted) 

Kit Harington, I think, is wearing this moustache for a role. And you’re going to say it’s the moustache that’s ruining the look. But I’m going to disagree. The moustache isn’t great but… you know what? After all these years and all that moaning about not being able to cut his hair, it was subtly implied, wasn’t it?, that he’d look super hot with short hair? And… well… I’m not feeling it, are you? (Go Fug Yourself) 

I have not watched Serena Williams during the Australian open the last couple of weeks. It’s not just the time difference, it’s my nerves. I am so nervous for her. Too nervous. Serena had problems with her nerves last night. And she lost. And now we’ll have to wait until the French Open to see if she can tie Margaret Court’s record. The way she’s playing, no one doubts she can do it. But it’s a reminder that, so often, it’s the last stretch that’s the hardest. And how hard it is to hold a lead. (Cele|bitchy) 

A few days late on this but here’s Jake Gyllenhaal on Colbert last week and he talked about Stephen’s penis and his own penis and he was generally very pleasant and funny and charming and willing to answer questions without being a dick about it so, you know, it’s really me he hates. Which I knew. But it’s always good to be reminded. (OMG Blog) 

What is your dog thinking when you watch TV? Jacek and I were watching Fyre Festival Netflix with our dogs the other night and we were so anxious and stressed out and then laughing our asses off that they must have thought….nothing. My dogs only think about food. Why would my two assholes think about anything other than themselves? (The Cut) 

It’s Wednesday! I almost forgot! My favourite show is on: The Masked Singer! Yes, I know there are problems with it. But, seriously, it’s f-cked up in the best way and if you haven’t tried it yet, you should because tonight the person I think is JC Chasez will probably be performing. Anyway, here are some ways to improve it. (Vulture)