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You don’t get to invite the attention and then complain about it 5 minutes later just because the booze makes you a little ‘roidy, especially not when your anorexic girlfriend was allegedly homewrecking Gwyneth Paltrow’s house just a few months ago and needed an immediate fix to save her reputation.

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth were all over Coachella this weekend. She brought her cutest oufits, they did nothing to hide their affection, they wandered about in the open, she tried to eat food, she sat on his shoulders, calling attention to the fact that she was on his shoulders, and invited the paps to shoot her... and believe me they all know, they ALL know that the place is crawling with photographers. But as you can see, Alex and Kate didn’t seem to have a problem with it until...

Saturday night, at which point he supposedly became enraged and had to be restrained, fists clenched, from confronting the paparazzi. Because this is what you do at Coachella. You f-cking hide, right? Please. No one hides at Coachella. Ebola goes to Coachella. Why would Ebola go anywhere to hide? This is how you date Kate Bosworth. And this is why it’s official. Alexander Skarsgard is dead to me.


Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com and TC/London Ent/Splashnewsonline.com and pacificcoastnews.com

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth at Coachella

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