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It’s Angelina Jolie today in NYC on the set of Salt. The dress is long and flowy which totally means next week the bottom feeding rags will be announcing her pregnancy:
Angie gets pregnant to trap Brad into not leaving!
The economy is in the sh-ts. Only scandal and splits sell at the newsstand. And particularly as it relates to these two, Brad leaving Angelina sells even harder. For once, why can’t they shake it up and have her leaving him? No, not cheating on him, but leaving him. Because he smells. Or something.
Why?
The MiniVan loves Brad. Nothing would make the Minivan Majority happier than to see the most beautiful woman in the world get tossed aside.
Photos from Flynetonline.com
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