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Are you done with this dress and all its interpretations? Penelope Cruz did it one year at the Oscars, and repeated herself a few times after that, and every other designer decided to copy that big full feather/bubble/cotton ball skirt… to the point that now, without fail, it shows up at every goddamn awards show like a thing that just.won’t.die.

Last night it reached its foulest point. In princess pink and a playmate corset worn by Angie Harmon who is so much better than this. A lot better than this. Better than a wannabe tickle-me striptease and a style that’s embarrassingly at least 4 years too late. I mean, there’s no louder way to say “I’m on TV on TNT” than this.


Photos from Wenn.com

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