Celebrity Social Media, September 26, 2025

Are Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco getting married this weekend in Montecito? That’s the rumour. Considering Selena’s online clout – she has more followers than most media outlets combined – I wonder if it will be a Vogue feature or if she will just release the photos on social media.

Oooooh the comedy girlies are fighting. Here’s the gist: there’s a big comedy festival in Riyadh that has drawn Dave Chappelle, Pete Davidson, Bill Burr and Aziz Ansari - lots of big names for what will surely be an obscene paycheck. On the flip side, Marc Maron, Shane Gillis and Zach Woods are full-on calling out the cash grab. If a thousand people online call a comedian a sell-out, that’s “cancel culture.” But if a colleague (someone who actually does the job and had the same opportunity and passed on it) takes a jab at them for taking the money, it is much more impactful because it’s embarrassing. Let them call each other out. 

Simon Helberg joined Instagram this month (kind of a late bloomer but whatever) and is posting a lot about Big Bang Theory, but I know him from Poker Face. Who is caught up on season two? I enjoyed it, they do a good twist. 

One day Lukas Gage will write a memoir and detail his quickie marriage and divorce from celebrity hair stylist Chris Appleton and it will be beyond our imagination. Even the coy hints are juicy. 

Mindy Kaling’s social media manager layering the Bradley Cooper audio hahahaha. Chairs for all!

We’ve talked about this before, but doesn’t it seem like golf is hot again? Maybe it’s the Happy Gilmore effect but there’s Sticks at Apple TV+  with Owen Wilson and at Netflix, Luke Wilson will be starring in a series with Will Ferrell. 

Neither Luke nor Will are on Instagram but here’s Molly Shannon in a great dress (she’s in it as well).

Is Sarah Jessica Parker aiming to be a billionaire? Between And Just Like That… and her business collaborations, that’s the only explanation I can think of. Lab grown diamonds seem so out of step with her style.