Twilight Tit-fat
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From one Try Girl to another...
Twilight’s hardest Try Girl is undoubtedly Ashley Greene. Why do the Substitutes on a team always pose harder than the Starters?
Lea Michele, at least, is the headlining, uber-talented lead on a hit show. Greene is a tertiary, utterly replaceable actor in a franchise entirely dependent on its three main stars, period. I guess you forget that reality by standing in front of the mirror and squeezing out the tit-fat.
How does this process unfold?
Oh look, my tits don’t fit into this dress. I’m totally wearing it.
She has a great body. There are other options. Unless of course the tit-fat is the whole point.
Photos from Wenn.com and Jason Merritt/Gettyimages.com
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