Britney Spears Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Kirsten Dunst Et tu, Kiki? Last week it was reported that my Kiki was all loopy and sh*t at Sundance – click here for the Kiki SOS article - now the ever reliable Star Magazine is breaking the exclusive that she’s been admitted to Le Cirque though it’s not known her particular poison. Her By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 11:15 am
Rachel Bilson This I Buy After their hook up on the set of Factory Girl, Harvey Weinstein tried to capitalise on the brief fling between Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller. Unfortunately, their attraction quickly turned into animosity and given that Hayden allegedly refused to cooperate, he quickly went from being Harvey’s goldenboy to sitting By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 08:10 am
Kylie Minogue The Best Tacky Glam It rarely works, and it works only on a select few. The red lips, the frizzy hair, the earrings, the makeup… for anyone else my mother would be screeching low classy. On Kylie Minogue, it’s perfect. Love, love, love. Kylie showed up at the Golden Camera Awards with some By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:15 am
Hilary Swank If Count Dracula Made Love to a Horse… Presenting Hilary Swank, here at the Golden Camera Awards in Germany. Like Sarah Jessica Parker, Hilary with her equine dental work is starting to resemble Helen Gurley Brown, the original Fun! Fearless! Female! Blech. Blecher still is the fact that this bitch has not one but TWO Oscars… the second By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 06:55 am
Brittany Murphy What Happened to Brittany Murphy? I met her during the Toronto International Film Festival in 2006 at an after hours party. She seemed cranked up on something – possibly ecstasy – and was fully buried in oblivion on the dance floor by the time we arrived, grinding up on 2 different men, spinning around suggestively, and still By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 03:38 am
Heather Graham Heather Has-been Once upon a time, some people actually cared about Heather Graham. Then they figured out she can’t do much but open her eyes wide and look pretty. It was over quickly. Credit to her, she still persists. Still making her way in Hollywood, with a lifetime membership on the By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 02:59 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Apple, Moses, and a Rat? Perhaps it wasn’t sad smut for my Gwynnie after all! Following her hospitalisation last month, initial information centred around a heartbreaking loss. The “official” explanation from her camp, via friend Mario Batali, was a gastrointestinal problem that was quickly solved. However, am now hearing from new sources that her By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 02:27 am
Intro for Feb 06, 2008 Dear Gossips, Chinese New Year’s Eve and I miss my mother. She called me last night to remind me about the rituals, to let me know she’d posted my lucky money pockets, and not one word of criticism. In fact, it’s the only time of the year By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 01:42 am
Jennifer Lopez To Marchesa with the Twins Rendered deliriosu from Baby Fever, several outlets jumped the gun last week reporting that Jennifer Lopez had checked into a Long Island hospital to give birth. Obviously not. Her father, the Scientologist, did confirm yesterday however that she is indeed expecting twins. Definitely looks like it too. But seriously… why By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Britney Spears Rolling Stone By now you’ve heard she’s made the cover –a lengthy expose on what went wrong. The article is better than what you’ll find in People, Us Weekly, In Touch – all of them. It’s well researched, with quotes from legitimate NAMED sources… and while many of you By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Holiday with Bar Leo Leo loves models. And really… can you blame him? He is after all a total dude. A dude who once trolled the club scene with what was known then as his “p*ssy posse”. At the very least, he has a certain aesthetic standard. And as you can see, Bar By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Still Supporting Ebola If for some reason Adrian Grenier is still on your Freebie Five list, it’s time to face the disease and move on. If for some reason it wasn’t enough that he was hanging out with Hollywood Ebola Paris HIlton last summer, it should be enough now that he By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 05:52 am
Taylor Kitsch FNL at the Superbowl Interview with Jason Street (Scott Porter) on Friday night at the Friday Night Lights party which, sorry to say, really, really sucked sh*t. What sucks even more sh*t is that is that it sounds like NBC is ready to pull the plug. Radar asked NBC Entertainment boss Ben By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 04:10 am
George Clooney Marion at the Luncheon My girl at the Nominees Luncheon yesterday looking perfect, as usual. Love how her belt is falling and those shoes… the shoes! Above all, it’s the poise. That French grace you can’t teach. If George Clooney had any sense and taste, he’d be all over it. Unfortunately, By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 03:17 am
Good Help is Hard to Find Celebrities don’t always have it easy, you know. As is the case with Britney Spears, a competent assistant is a valuable commodity, especially one who won’t sell you out and will still pick up your dirty undies. But picking up panties is one thing… picking up your drugs By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 03:04 am
