David Beckham Oh Holy Quiver Beckham’s new Armani ball and a tennis ball stuff into his tightey whiteys. Can you breathe? I can’t breathe… Thanks Denise! source By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 04:21 am
Gerard Butler It’s Always the Pants A huge improvement on his appearance from the Victoria"s Secret Fashion Show a few weeks ago when he was orange and bloated and bulging and decidedly unattractive but still…there are a couple of problems. Gerard Butler at the LA premiere of PS I Love You last night. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 03:54 am
Rachel Bilson Hayden Has to Work His latest film Awake opened to dismal reviews and disastrous box office numbers. Another professional embarrassment is going straight to DVD – which would actually be GOOD news. Because what was once titled The Decameron, a film Hayden Christensen shot with Mischa Barton two years ago, has now become Angels & By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 03:33 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Working Lipo Just one of Britney’s many trips to Starbucks this weekend – I think this is from Friday night… I’ve now lost track. As you can see however, Britney looks remarkably more lean, the result no doubt not of hard ass cardio or workouts at the gym but of lipo By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:37 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci goes to the Grove This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:23 am
Lindsay Lohan Diseased & Desperate The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:18 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts and King’s parents Surprise attendees at the Hatton-Mayweather fight in Vegas on Saturday night – Brad and Angelina showed up ringside as Angie reportedly grimaced her way through the bout, especially towards the end when Hatton was pummelled to the mat. They ended up in his dressing room afterwards to offer encouragement as By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:16 am
Jennifer Aniston Sit DOWN Katherine Heigl Sit DOWN is not an admonishment that should be overused. You could easily tell that nauseating Rossum to Sit DOWN every day…but that’s too easy. Sit DOWN is like the C-bomb. The C-bomb is a word you use sparingly…only for the most deserving. Similarly, Sit By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:07 am
Rumer Willis Boobs Balance Bad Angles Not my Rumey’s best face forward. Definitely not. But check how my girl is balancing her bad angles out with some titty shots. She’s learning…am so proud. Exploiting one asset that doesn’t suck to offset other assets that do suck is a critical Hollywood move. Hollywood By Lainey • Dec 09, 2007 07:00 pm
Holiday Detox Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts By Lainey • Dec 09, 2007 07:00 pm
Madonna Black & Blue Behind the Glasses? Look closely at Madge in NYC – there appear to be bruised circles under both eyes, which may have accounted for some super dark shades in another series of photos. X17online.com has also posted pics of Madonna with some black and blue marks. So did someone get an eyelift? Or By Lainey • Dec 09, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007 Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 06:42 am
Lauren Conrad Second Chances? Lauren Conrad showed up at the People Grammy kickoff last night, pounding every last carpet before The Hills Season 3 finale on Monday. If you’re hardcore about The Hills, you will love it. And you will love that the show has been picked up for a fourth season – more By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 04:56 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Bloat: Best of 2007 As 2007 comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on the smutty year that was: Best Moments in Smut counting down to the ultimate Best Moment in Smut 2007. And if you missed yesterday’s first entry, click here for the most amazing Jessica Simpson photo ever. It’ By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 04:55 am
James McAvoy McAvoy Quiver He is wee but he is gorgeous. GORGEOUS. And SO gorgeous in Atonement. The entire movie in fact is gorgeous. The cinematography, the costumes – Keira’s costumes are divine – and of course the story. The story is beautifully told. Which is why Atonement will be an Oscar contender. Perhaps not By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 03:24 am
Keira Knightley Pink, Fringe, and Severe But for her pink dress, from the expressions on their faces, you’d think it was a funeral. Keira Knightley and boyfriend Rupert at the LA premiere of Atonement last night – both looking smart, as they say in Britain, and morose. Rupert in particular is freakin’ me out. Freaks me By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 03:20 am
