Kid Rock 45 Days for Rocky And why not? As I promised last week, if Rocky could secure a jail sentence for Hollywood Ebola, he would sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. But given Paris’s sentence, why not 45 days? That’s how long she’s supposed to be locked up, non? As By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Natalie Portman Bare, Sexy, and Principled I love her. Natalie Portman in NYC last night at a cultural event honouring Bjork, wearing a super sexy dress, virtually no makeup, and a pair of forgettable shoes. BUT – as someone recently explained to me, she won’t wear leather and so, given the more limited range, totally forgivable, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Blonde Again Cam blonde again in time for summer. Better brunette, non? And we’ll be seeing a lot of the lighter locks in the comings weeks as Shrek The Third challenges the box office, which means red carpet Cam all over again – love, love, love. Especially love a possible premiere showdown By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Fighting Her Place Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Hollywood Ebola to Prison!!! He did it! Rocky did it! The LA Attorney"s office wanted to put that sh-t away and a judge has agreed - Paris Hilton will serve 45 days in jail. And unlike other Hollywood situations this was NOT planned - definitely conspiracy but this time on our side! That By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Rachel Bilson A Rare Miss The adorable Rachel Bilson the other day in a rare miss – those jeans are assy. Shame especially since she is usually so wonderfully on mark. The shoes though are lovely. Don’t know where hers are from but mine are almost the same from Marc by Marc Jacobs as attached By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Getting There and Loving It Almost DList… Rumer Willis is on her way. Clubbing practically every night this week, always with ciggie in hand, looking very trim in a pair of black tailored trousers - Rumer seems happy, non? Happy that the plan is working. New hair, famous family, famous friends, stimulants, increased pappy attention, and By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Good Form Justin Timberlake in Scotland trying to get out of a bunker. Not an easy shot with an uphill lie like that but it coulda been worse. It coulda been right up against that lip, which is what happened to me on Tuesday when I took a f&cking 9 By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher The Modern Family Bruce Willis in the current issue of Vanity Fair, photographed by Annie Leibovitz in the Caribbean during a family holiday with Demi and their three daughter and of course with Ashton Kutcher. Both Bruce and Demi say they’ve worked hard to make it work well, that things are as By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Sacha Baron Cohen Queen Sacha? Unconfirmed reports out of London that Sacha Baron Cohen will play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic. Negotiations are apparently underway with Sacha eager to flex his dramatic muscles and transition from Ali G/Borat to serious actor. Good move. And when time comes, he will be back on the By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes Defending Katie Oh, I mean KatE. No eee. Just Kate. Née Holmes. Now RoboBride to Tom, under fire from Janice Min and Us Weekly and all gossips everywhere for being just that: a wife on automatic, controlled by her husband. And so the friends and supporters are lining up in her defense, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Chosen One walks! Brad Pitt in Prague while Angie shoots Wanted, spending time with his youngest. Damn - look at the lighting in these “candid” paparazzi shots. Amazing init? Even the most militant members of the MiniVan Majority will be hard-pressed not to quiver over these ones…and why not? Brad Pitt is By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Hollywood Ebola headed for prison? The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Brady Unfair Gorgessity Total gorgessity – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, no longer a model for Victoria’s Secret, taunting the minions with their genetic perfection. Have to admit though – love them together. Because on the most shallow, superficial level they just look right together. Means nothing in the long run, I know. But By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Matching Chinese Wonky Eye Lucy Liu at a premiere this week rockin’ the wonky, same eye as mine. Though my wonky eye has an added attribute – it wanders as well as it wonks, so not only is it a tad smaller, it also kinda slides to the inside when I’m talking to you. By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Another Birthday, More Porn As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different actually By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
