Elton John A Chipmunk Cheeked C-Bomb There’s a new book coming out - "Billion-Dollar Kiss: The Kiss that Saved "Dawson"s Creek" and Other Adventures in TV Writing" by Jeffrey Stepakoff with an insider view of what it’s like to write for prime time television including a little show By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Two Albas in Australia Kicking off the Fantastic Four promotional tour in Australia, Jessica Alba chose frigid prude during interviews in the afternoon and then her true potential on the carpet later on at the premiere. She keeps whining about not wanting to be known for her body which is why she tries so By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Eddie Murphy The Scary Ballbreaker Not exactly the approach I would take but whatever… I love this broad. She’s rough, she’s not afraid to scrap, and she’s takin’ it to Eddie Murphy right up the arse. So he says she slept around, says he’s not her baby daddy, challenged her to By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani The Standard #2 on my husband’s Freebie Five after Gwen Stefani… Standing out among the riffraff, the Hollywood Slut Brigade, the vacuous tartlets who think they can act, small but still tall among her filthy celebrity peers is Natalie Portman. Last night at the premiere of Paris, Je t’aime… she By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Improvement Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt They Hate Angelina Never scorn a tabloid editor. Looks like Janice Min still won’t forgive Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for favouring People Magazine…and so two weeks after labelling Angie twisted and emotionally unstable, on the verge of leaving the Chosen One in favour of the other ones, Us Weekly is By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton After source Changed into her jammies, driven way in good spirits, surrounded by “positivity” – that’s apparently how she rolls these days – and even a little swagger in the face of the “negativity” which is of course for the hating bitches who wonder about the Relapse… VERY possible, of course. But By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Poker Premiere last night of Lucky You starring Drew Barrymore and Eric Bana. As you can see, Drew went a little overboard on her dress – she looks like lettuce, non? Don’t like. But still, seeing Drew makes me happy. Drew so earnestly selling her movie. Which will likely get eaten By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Norah Jones CD Giveaway!!! Big year for Norah. Acting in her first feature – My Blueberry Nights opposite Jude Law will open the Cannes film festival. Blueberry is one of the year’s most anticipated films, not only because of the cast but because it marks director Wong Kar Wai’s English directorial debut. And By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears The Beginning? There’s supposed to be another show tonight in Anaheim, Britney performing under the name M+Ms for Mother and Ms, denoting her new KFed-free single status. Cheese but whatever… it’s Britney Spears. And last night in San Diego it was Vintage Britney Spears. A reader named Kelly By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Madonna Tolerable for a Change Pipsqueak with the enormous ego, who likens himself the saviour of all music and God’s gift to harmony – finally something has come out of his mouth that isn’t sanctimoniously obnoxious. The bad news: Pip is not working with Britney… yet. But as we all know, he wrote a By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Hottest Homo So I have it hard up for Ian McKellen. Would do anything to be his hag. My secret web browsing habit? Aside from visiting Mugglenet every day and joining Dumbledore"s Army? About once a week I hit up Sir Ian’s personal website. Tons of photos, he loves By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Who Used a Straight Iron? Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone. First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Brava As gaygay Wentie would say – Brava Kate Bosworth…Brava. Kate in Hawaii, on the beach with her friends and her boy, showing off a much less emaciated frame – well done. Almost, but not quite, as fit as she was during her prime, in Blue Crush, before Orly came along and By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss How Kate Sells Out Three photos chronicling Kate Moss’s day for Topshop during which over 2,000 queued for hours for the right to own her “designs”. Others scrambled online – ahem. Am now waiting for the Wet Look Halter Dress and the Sequin Shoulder Tee… you likey? Sorry, I digress. Back to Kate. By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John My Kiki: Birthday Best in NYC She turned 25 yesterday, also the NYC premiere of Spidey 3 - two changes, both rocked. First metallic for the season on the carpet. No nasty hair extensions, no fake nails, not much skin, not a pound of make up…I will take this every time over a strapless turquoise dress By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
