Kid Rock Richard Gere, Sly Stallone…and the gerbil You’ve heard the gerbil story, right? For years people believed it was legit. Like that Phil Collins song about someone drowning in a pool and then he invited the guy to his concert and made him feel like sh-t – you know that story? Well that story totally never By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris Hilton teaches me English Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. True in Lilo’s case, By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt All Hail The Chosen One Pages of the new Hello Magazine – the entire family photographed in Cambodia and The Chosen One prominently on display. Look. At. This. Child. Actually…let me clarify: the close up is gorgeous. In the family shot, she looks kinda fake. Totally beautiful…but fake. Another thing while I’m at By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Intro for Dec 12, 2006 Dear Gossips, You’re sick of Britney’s lady folds, you’re sick of TomKat’s neverending wedding, and after the next couple of weeks, you might get sick of Brad and Angelina. More photos, more magazine interviews, The Chosen One fully exposed…and yes, she is an exception. Click By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angie: the red carpet debut! It happened! Didn"t think it was likely on this occasion but it happened. And as I"ve been telling you for weeks, they"ve been carefully planning their debut, especially around awards season...the time is clearly right for them to cement their relationship in public, By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Matthew McConaughey: the perfect orange love match Some taboid reported the bogus story a few weeks ago - that Jennifer Aniston had expressed interest in Matthew McConaughey. No one bought it at the time but when you think about it...actually, when you look at it, it wouldn"t be a bad match, non? Literally...it" By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs to By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Mad About Violet I love her. No. I am crazy about her. And since little Apple Martin isn’t so little, fully entrenched in the bratty 3-6 year range, I couldn’t be happier to have Violet occupy the cutest famous baby spot until the Chosen One is trotted out for public By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Enrique Iglesias Officially Mrs Iglesias? Late 2004 - the rumours were persistent but never officially confirmed. In fact, the two have remained coy, admitting it at times, denying it at others, with their mouthpiece declining to seal it either way. But after a quiet 2 years of undercover loving, during which Anna has apparently developed an By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Lake Bell Britney Becoming Cam It’s not that I don’t think she looks good – she does look good. Going dark takes away the redneck chicken fried vibe of her previous weave and it’s never a bad thing to scale back on the trash. Problem is the timing. The timing sucks. Because even By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Low Budget: Courteney Cox I don’t care who made this dress, whatever the label, whatever the hype, at best it’s the office Christmas party, in reality it’s $39.99 at Walmart, Kmart, Fashion Mart…whatever budget mart you can think of that showcases cast-off material from the school dance recital By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts in NYC Tonight, Monday night, the world premiere of The Good Shepherd starring Matt Damon with Angelina Jolie, which is why the Pitts are in NYC, anticipation swirling around Angelina’s red carpet arrival… Will she be alone? Likely. Trumping Damon and DeNiro at their own picture probably wouldn’t be a By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana – reposted from Friday for those who may have missed it. Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Loving Will, Pulling for Will In the smoke and mirrors world of Hollywood, there are some sales that you buy wholeheartedly and some that you plain ridicule. Tom Cruise comes to mind for the latter. Will Smith is my example of the former. And this is why his recent and overt public intimacy with Tom By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Heath Ledger Dear Phillippe: are you kidding me? Have a look at Abbie Cornish, with c0-star Heath Ledger, at the AFI event yesterday. The same Abbie Cornish rumoured to have had an affair with Ryan Phillippe on the set of their new movie. She has denied it but, well, really…what does a celebrity denial mean these By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori Spelling: Own a Piece of Homewrecking History As we all know, KFed Jr needs to get paid. Because Junior considers himself a victim of false advertising. And can you blame him? He thought he left his wife for an heiress, he thought he’d be living in the lap of luxury, he thought he’d have his By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
