Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana! Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much use out By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Lilo bipolar? Positively hateful towards them one day, positively pro-love for the pappies the next – clearly my girl has completely lost her mind, yet another indication of some serious mental issues that could be brought on by whatever it is that’s frying her brain. Here she is last night…interesting By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Madonna Madge Controlling, Guy Enraged? The UK Mirror is reporting that a romantic dinner turned into a nasty argument the other night when the Ritchies went out for dinner. According to witnesses at the restaurant, Guy berated his wife for being too “controlling”, and refused to hear a word otherwise, raising his voice and talking By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Henry Windsor The Beautiful Family Smith You know, if I was David Miscavige and my 2nd ranked Hollywood puppet was threatening to break rank and let out his gaygay, Will Smith and Family would look pretty good to me too. Look at all this gorgessity. Trey is almost a man, Jaden’s already acting, and little By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Vince Vaughn Vince likes to play "I Never" So you"ve probably heard by now - Star Magazine is reporting that some sorority slut from Texas called Laura Mallory Lane, not a porn star, hooked up with Vince Vaughn in Budapest. The story leaked when she sent an email to all her girls, describing the encounter in detail. By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Faith Hill Lilo: the unedited Way of the Future Slate.com has obtained an unabridged version of the email Lindsay Lohan sent out to 18 people as a war cry to save her career. They"ve also taken it a step further by attempting to contact those on the distribution list, including Lindsay"s publicist Leslie Sloane By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Tina’s Better than Dina Well, well…can you believe it? A Hollywood mother who believes in work ethic…sometimes? TMZ is reporting that Tina Simpson gave her daughter a good old fashioned tongue lashing immediately after her assy performance during the Dolly Parton tribute at the Kennedy Centre Honours the other night, “telling her By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa at 35 Mischa Barton is gorgeous. Old looking socialite, but gorgeous nonetheless. The fringe appears to have been replaced by a Ken Paves light backcomb…you like? Check out Mischa kicking off her new Keds campaign yesterday, surprisingly quiet over the last couple of months, surprisingly NOT a regular at Hyde or By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Three Whiskers Sells Videos Ew. He may have plucked those three little hairs growing out of his chin but a pair of manly balls is still decidedly absent. Here’s Orly at some Netflix event the other day continuing to milk his teenage appeal. Can’t imagine what my Kiki would possibly want to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Djimon Hounsou My Leo can parallel park Leo, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou the Hotness at the Blood Diamond premiere last night. Also Leo in black and white in NY Magazine – thanks Helene for the tip! People are already buzzing about a double nod come Oscar time. My concern is that they’ll cancel each other out, By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Mos Def Britney’s Perfect Defense A wild 3 weeks, she’s acknowledged as much, but the response is cheeky and light and warm and most importantly, it is encouraging. And this is what I meant last week when I compared Britney’s brain to my dog’s - small, low functioning, with remarkable flashes of brilliance. By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Torn between Audrey and Eva Who do I love more? Eva Green, as you know, is my new girl grush. But then there"s Audrey...always Audrey. Check it out from the pages of French Elle - seriously, does it get any better? I went to a French school for a few years, with the By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Maxim Pene December. Maxim. Stunning. Single. Beard? Hope not. Source By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Mick Jagger Carson Daly: Becoming Mick Jagger The thinnification of Carson Daly has got.to.stop. You tell me - doesn"t he look more Mick than cute all American??? I mean, I"m all for healthy but when healthy sucks the life and the padding and 40 years from your body, when this version of By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Gary Oldman On Board with Victoria Beckham If you haven"t already, you have to check out her blog. She posts her own personal pics - from her private plane of course - and the posing perfection is the Posh brand of delicious ridiculous we all know and love or love to hate. In addition to the private By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am