Joaquin Phoenix The Daily Maybe Gaybe: Chris Klein Did yours ping? Mine pinged. Mine pinged large. And given his ex-girlfriend’s state of affairs, would it be surprising? Consider also what Chris said in an interview with Elle last year, during which he made some incredibly sexist remarks highlighted below: On his signature move: "I don& By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Vanity Fair First Impressions VF really does do the most beautiful portraits, non? In the December issue, featuring the controversial Pitt cover, the magazine goes back to First Impressions – a series of photos taken early on in the careers of several high profile celebrities. A few are stunning – Jennifer Connelly’s young rosy chubby By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Brittany Murphy About Brittany Murphy An exclusive photo from Japan – thanks to the Lovely Ell. Apparently Jessica Alba could stand to learn a lesson or two from Brittany about onset behaviour. She was in Yokohama last week filming a movie called The Ramen Girl – so low budget it may never be screened. Shooting on this By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
About Lukas Rossi Apparently I’m not alone in Dirty Sexy Quiveration. Yesterday’s post elicited quite the response. And so I’ve no doubt many of you will appreciate the following: Lukas, as you know, was in Vancouver on the weekend for the Gemini Awards. After the show, he partied at Bar By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Nelly Furtado Fringe Fugly Furtado-style Maneater, so catchy. Fugly fringe, so not. Here’s Nelly in Portugal promoting her album, looking lovely and luscious except for the bangs. Hate.Them. And some extra moisture conditioner wouldn’t hurt either. Everything else… fantastic. Hope to Goddess she doesn’t continue melting away. Hope to Goddess she By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: The Letterman Message The last time she visited with Dave it was to announce her second pregnancy and if you recall, she pulled the surprise move to thwart KFed from selling the story and other details about their private lives to the tabloids - a not-so-subtle message that she was done with By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban The Daily Puppet: Keith Urban Kenny Chesney took home Entertainer of the Year honours at the CMA Awards last night – well deserved according to everyone in Nashville and not exactly a surprise. As one of my sources said to me last week, “The only way Keith wins it is if SHE buys it for him By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Words of Wisdom from an Unlikely Wiseman Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat Extorted Some loser from Turkey is claiming he is the real life inspiration behind Borat – convenient now that the movie has broken records at the box office. Mahir Cagri is a freelance journalist who dresses up in embarrassingly unflattering swimwear to entice women over the internet: "Who is want to By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Intro for Nov 07, 2006 Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed in NYC: the highbrow review Apparently the only people who showed up to watch his assy performance were either given free tickets or assigned to do it because they were reporters. Click here to read this hilarious piece of literary genius by New York Magazine. The most brilliant review about the sh-ttest show ever. By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Madonna eTalk Madonna Exclusive! The Other Mother! If you’ve been following the Madonna adoption saga, you will not that David’s biological father has not been shy with the press, with one account after another about what really happened, Madonna’s intentions, his own intentions, and most recently, that a Canadian woman had been caring for By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney distressed? Emails are flying in from all over NYC today. Buzz in the Big Apple is that late last week, Britney was rumoured to be seen bawling her eyes out at her hotel after slamming down her cell phone in frustration, presumably after speaking with KFed. That golddigging piece of sh- By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds The Daily McGosling: Breakfast in Toronto Here you go McGoslings – since y’all can’t go a couple of days without wringing your hands with worry, fretting about the Notebook status, here’s your Monday medication courtesy of several readers lucky enough to have breakie with Rachel and Ryan on Sunday! Thanks to Katy H for By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: Hard Work before the Holidays Seriously …look at this woman. Barely a trace of makeup, no special lighting, no special digitized Oprah cameras giving the illusion of perfection – Just Angelina, gorgessity in its purest from. Next to this, Gisele Bundchen doesn’t even stand a chance, never mind Jennifer Aniston. A weekend apart for the By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Evangeline Lilly In person – unbelievably goodlooking AND Hobbit-free AND a PERFECT nose. Even more perfect than Courteney Cox’s nose. So perfect she’s now my Nose Idol. If I could replace my own Hawk Honker with Evangeline’s perky little pointer, I’d die a happy bitch. Here’s Evangeline By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
