Tom Cruise Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven? The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Truth About Romeo Poor little guy. After being hospitalized several times over the last year, Romeo Beckham has been diagnosed with epilepsy, as revealed by Victoria when they were surrounding by pappies with flash cameras at Heathrow airport last Saturday. When the bulbs starting popping, Romeo apparently “started screaming in terror”, kicking with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Keith Urban set free? Covering my Chinese ass…you get the drill. Word from source in Nashville – rumour has it he’s out of rehab, did his two week duty, allegedly more for PR purposes than for actual treatment and is now a free man...from the centre, of course, and not from the By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton: sexual blackmail A juicy Paris story surprisingly and largely unnoticed. According to X17 Paris and her entourage were parked in her Hummer across from the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night waiting for Hellenic Stav. Paris was apparently seething with jealousy. The reason: Stav was keeping her waiting by prolonging his final moments By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kid Rock The Daily Dirty Sexy: Lukas Rossi It’s sick, I know. I don’t understand it myself, hot tears of shame sting my skin, and still it has to be said: there is something about Lukas Rossi – winning contestant from Rock Star Supernova, also Canadian like that wanker JD Fortune but MUCH MUCH MUCH more worthy By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Madonna Madge Hates Ange: the proof? If you’re new to the site and need a refresher on why and how and who and when… click here to get caught up. As I’ve told you repeatedly, the two are not friends. Furthermore, for whatever reason, Madonna does not appear to like Jolie, and she won’ By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth: the best black dress In Melbourne for some race – amazing to me how celebrities make their money these days. Must have the dress. Isn’t that a fantastic black dress? Those sleeves – I’m peaking for those sleeves. And the billowy cut…love, love, love. Not that this is him but Marc Jacobs is By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Ryan’s Multiples in Canada? Rumours rumours rumours…allegedly allegedly allegedly…just the dirt flying around in 2 Canadian cities. Have to cover my Chinese ass – you get the drill, don’t you? I honestly don’t know what it is about Canada. Ethan Hawke and Jen Perzow, Tori and KFed Jr., now the once By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Borat opens TODAY… I’m telling you – you will lose your sh-t. And the best part? Oprah would NOT approve. By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
This is for Ann Who lives in Wilton, CT. Happy pre-birthday! You hang in there. You WILL beat this. LiveStrong, laugh a lot, and start your weekend off with this: Antonio Hoff – the winning entries from a Hoff Contest I ran last December. Big hug and stay positive, Lainey PS. Is Euro Cheese By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori & KFed Jr: The Indignity of Renting Never mind getting shut out of Hyde. What could possibly be worse in Hollywood than growing up in the Spelling mansion and then having to pay RENT in Brentwood? Such is the fate that has befallen Tori Spelling. More importantly, such is the fate that has befallen KFed Jr. All By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Gosling A Friday Gift for McGosling Don’t Rossum from the Notebook sugar sickness…I do this because the hysterical McGoslings need to be reminded every day that their favourite couple is still together. From Tiffany (thanks girl!) in Toronto who ate within the same four walls as Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams – unedited below: “Was By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Queen Mimi: Ricky Martin Can’t say it any better than the deliciously wicked Michael K from DListed: Gay, gay, gay. But also…Cheese, cheese, cheese. Homo Cheese. Does is GET any better??? Here’s Ricky Martin at the Latin Grammys last night – an appearance worthy of Mimi herself. The fog machine, the eyes By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The GMD Reborn: Katie pays off In case you haven’t heard, MGM has given Tom Cruise a new job. A MUCH better job than before, a much more lucrative job than before – with more power and clout and prestige. Tom and Paula Wagner will run United Artists, and while it’s one thing for Paramount By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston: the humble entourage A ten person police escort out of LAX? Click here and see for yourself via TMZ - Jen’s arrival yesterday wasn’t exactly quiet, it wasn’t exactly unattended, but it was definitely absolute chaos. Pappies amazingly alerted in advance to her arrival, a personal swat team alerted in advance By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton Minnie Forgives, Minnie Moves On? I suppose we should be happy for her. Fresh off her shortlived/Hilton-sabotaged romance with Criss Angel it appears as though Minnie Driver has found herself a new man. Either that or she’s being consoled by her Main ‘Mo – but what LA gay would walk around with such By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
