Faith Hill Poor Jude is Poor, Poor Jude Sells Out? Divorce has apparently robbed Jude Law of the highbrow, high-end lifestyle so terribly that he has to suffer the indignity of renting and scraping away for a home of his own, having ceded his 4 million pound Primrose Hill residence to Sadie and the children, along with 15 thousand By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Unfair: Gisele as Wonder Woman Source Come ON. Is this fair? IS THIS FAIR??? Is it not enough that she’s a freak of nature, among the most beautiful women on the planet, who held Leo’s heart for 2 years, and now…the ultimate injustice…she even looks good as Wonder Woman at Halloween? By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jen Comes Home in Public Jennifer Aniston arriving at LAX – she looks great, non? Fresh, natural makeup, cute hat, beautiful coat, happy relaxed smile after a few days with Vince in London, reunited after breaking up after not dating in the first place, all around the time of The Break Up DVD release …and wait, By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham VBTV Thanks to Jeanine for reminding me…my new addiction and I forgot to share. Those of you signed up to Victoria Beckham’s new website should have already received a couple of emails from *her* about her book launch…but have you seen the videos??? VBTV has officially launched with By Lainey • Nov 02, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Luke Wilson needs money How do you go from the cult brilliance of Old School to Blonde Ambition with Jessica Simpson? The only explanation? Luke Wilson must be broke. Therefore, Luke Wilson must be selling out. Two weeks ago he wouldn’t work with her, now MTV is reporting that he’s tapped to By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
George Clooney Matt Damon: Will Team America hurt his chances? You know he’s my prediction right? For People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive? Totally a long shot but I’m holding fast, though I do worry about the Team America thing. Have you seen it? One of the funniest bits in the movie is the way they make fun By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & Becks: hot sex causes alopecia? My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Alba The Alba Demon: making nice…or just dumb? Thanks to MD and TD for the tip... If you’re familiar with my site, you have likely read about the Alba Terrorisation of Vancouver over the course of the last couple of months. Her attitude has reached near legendary proportions here with many tales of horrible treatment to on By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Reese & Ryan: Us Weekly WARNING – GLOATING AHEAD. Stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Check out the new cover of Us Weekly with more information on the separation including eye witness accounts of Ryan openly making out with a blonde at a sushi restaurant, presumed to be Abbie Cornish. The magazine contends By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Gary Oldman Reese and the Way Turns out my Nashville sources aren’t just good for Urban dirt. Townsfolk are normally tight lipped about this sh-t but hey, when the heat is on, I suppose people get a little lax. Several locals have been in touch about the local rumour mill, apparently the worst kept By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Pipsqueak hosts MTV Europe The show goes down tomorrow, here’s Pipsqueak at the press conference today, driving the teenyboopers crazy. What 14 year old could resist this wink? So I’ll admit that I love My Love. It’s a hot groove, can’t get enough…because the falsetto is fantastic for the By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Reese & Ryan: the other woman and the other women How about the National Enquirer? Three weeks, three lock tight, slam dunk home runs beginning with the Grey’s Anatomy controversy…clearly stepping up to the smut game and delivering huge. As you know, they were the first to reveal the identity of Ryan Philippe’s *latest* on set fling, By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed confirms, sells, and sucks up So Kevin Federline announced yesterday via USA Today the name of his 4th child – a boy with Britney called Jayden James, something we’ve known for days, but curiously only confirmed on Tuesday, October 31st…the day his album dropped. The man is imaginative, non? Imaginative and also desperate. Word By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess: Better With Less I know it’s not readily apparent, my appreciation for Jessie’s looks, especially when she insists on looking like ass 99% of the time. But the thing is, when she’s not jamming her body into sausage casing, when her linebacker shoulders aren’t on prominent display, when her By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Owen Wilson The Daily Heathering: Emmy Rossum My new favourite word: Heathering Perhaps a better word: Rossum-ing. Use it in a sentence? We came home from vacay and noticed the expired milk container was emitting the most rossum odour. Or… The septic tank overflowed and the Wilson’s lawn was now flooded with its rossuming contents, By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
