Donald Trump Paris Hilton: Slut Trumps Loser Me? I’d rather be called a loser than a slut. But in Paris Hilton’s world, being called a Loser is worse than being poor. And this is exactly what Page Six has implied. Paris was apparently in full spread at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party the other night, By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt: the good, the wet, the creepy I’ll start with the good, just to pacify the psychotic Brangelinas. As you know, Brad helped out with Habitat for Humanity on Monday in India, and contrary to local reports that indicate he only stayed for half an hour (just in time for pictures), I’m told by 2 By Lainey • Oct 31, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Death of Sunkissed Illusion:Reese & Ryan Over! First reported by TMZ, the couple has released a statement confirming they have separated and Reese has already contacted the same divorce lawyer who repped Jennifer Aniston. As already noted, they did look super stiff at the Flags NYC premiere, and their togetherness appearances *only* during campaign season were suspect By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds The Weekly Notebook: Rachel/Ryan ooey gooey Dear McGoslings - here"s your fix. Fresh from Lora G in Toronto...start squealing now "cause your favourite couple went out for dinner on Saturday and like omigosh they were touching the whole time and like so totally together and happy and full of ooey gooey sweetness and By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Ellen Hosts the Oscars My Canadian exclusive interview with Ellen DeGeneres airs tonight only on eTalk!!! And if you don’t live in Canada, visit the eTalk site here to view the clip. Ellen hosting the Oscars… Love, love, love. By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Homewrecking in Canada First a waitress in Toronto, then across the Canadian coast to Vancouver? Why is my country producing such low class trash??? This rumour is apparently legendary in Vancouver and is apparently common knowledge in the company. Also a restaurant employee, at a restaurant chain in Vancouver well known for extremely By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood? The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Gary Oldman Brad Pitt: Unlimited Goodness It just doesn’t stop, does it? First the weekend parenting hotness, now another side of the Pitt – getting his hands dirty alongside other volunteers and workers in Patan Village yesterday, “as part of the Jimmy Carter Project to build 100 homes in a week for the underprivileged section of By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank The Daily Gorgessity: Kate Winslet Love.Her. Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none. WTF??? The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Haylie Duff The Daily Upholstery: Hilary Duff On a sofa, perhaps. Window dressing? Sure, depending on your taste. Even a bed spread works. But on a body, at a gala, worn by Hilary Duff? This dress is total f&cking ass. And the way she wore it is even assier. Here’s Hilary looking like sh- By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Brandon Davis The Daily Divorcee: Whitney & Halle Divorced and thriving – not that I’m pro-split or anything but in both their cases, it was undeniably a good thing, spiritually AND physically. Here are Whitney and Halle at the Carousel of Hope Ball at the weekend, both looking divine, both celebrating post-divorce freedom…especially Whitney. The By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Emmy Rossum “HEATHER-ing” is the New Vomit Gotta love Stella McCartney – notoriously opposed to her father’s relationship with that golddigging slut from the very beginning, Stella is naturally livid over Heather’s recent suggestions that her mother Linda had also been abused by Paul…so much so that she apparently flew into a rage and threatened By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Katie sells, the GMD suppresses Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Jude Law The Daily Dandy Everywhere: Jude Law Don’t you just love the tufts popping up to say a manly-man Hello Ladies! Check out Jude on promo for Breaking & Entering, looking rather tired of late – lingering after effects from his wild week in Louisiana last month? So do you remember when Chris Rock hosted the By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa distraught This is apparently not for a scene – poor Mischa clearly distressed not because she almost looked great last night but reportedly because her relationship with that skid is over. Not to be insensitive at such a sensitive time but perhaps if one good thing can happen from this it would By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
