Ben Affleck I Heart The Family Affleck Violet Affleck is going to break me. If not for the unshakeable knowledge that I would birth a serial killer, I swear this child could almost warm my ovaries – quite an accomplishment considering the thought of having my own is almost worse than having to look at Emmy Rossum all By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton The Daily Just Miss: Mischa Barton Call me Cruise, I know you will disagree vociferously, but for a few small details, I think this would have worked. As it were, those details were missing and as such, Mischa Barton looked like ass last night at The Fashion Group Event. The dress is cute, even the black By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton The Constant Gwyneth Feast or famine when it comes to my best friend – yet another outing last night at the Night of Stars gala in NYC. Aerin Lauder was honoured at the event - Aerin Lauder of Estee Lauder, of course, who signed Gwyneth to Pleasures, of course, which is why she showed up By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Anne Hathaway Anne vs Emmy: Battle of the Doe Eyed Brunettes Call it a draw on the dress – old lady at the opera, you know what I mean – though if we HAVE to choose, I suppose Emmy has a slight edge… b But what’s in a dress when the wearer makes you want to vomit sugar? Between the two, it’ By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Julianne Forever One of my favourites - also attended the Night of Stars Event last night. Hilary Swank and her horse chompers has 2 Oscars and Julianne has none – it’s a huge Hollywood injustice, non? Hilary Swank? Please. Julianne on the other hand – please, please more. Even when she’s wearing stripper By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Garner: the 10 month process I approve. Violet arrived in December, Jennifer took her time, Jennifer did not starve, Jennifer had to endure people speculating about a 2nd pregnancy because her bulge didn’t evaporate overnight and now ten months later, Jennifer has regained form, looking fit and natural and healthy and normal a few By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Dirty Face does Demi Lilo at the Xbox party this week – straight dark locks, junky lookin’ make up per usual, a curious copy case of Demi Moore…modelling her daughter and now modelling after the mother. Is just me or does Demi, two decades older, look much, much better? With assistance, of course but By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Richie My People Hate Mimi? And shame on us! La Favourite Fromage was supposed to perform in Hong Kong but as a result of slow ticket sales and what’s been descrbed as “unreasonable demands”, Hello Kitty’s second capital gave her the proverbial boot – quite the insult for one of the most successful recording By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Becks: not the best man Unfortunately for Tom Cruise – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The Flying Manny Deliciously smutty new tip just arrived. That pre-aerial kiss, you remember? The NY Daily News reported a while back that the Travolta’s son is autistic. Rumour has it and widely believed, the liplocking partner is Jet’s manny and he and the Boss are very close, almost inseparable. By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole: the new photo op, the missing wife Although everything you’re reading right now in the weeklies points to Nicole Kidman as a woman behind her man, my sources in Nashville are telling a very different story. Rumour has it, Nicole was allegedly not at his side when he when he entered rehab and according to local By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Naomi Campbell Intro for Oct 26, 2006 Dear gossips, Am in LA on assignment for eTalk – live blogging on Thursday, please check archives under “THIS WEEK” to catch up on any posts you’ve missed. Please excuse typos, am writing on the run, no time for edits. PS. I am NOT writing about Naomi Campbell. Bitch hit By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Defending Demi"s Knees In light of the report today in the UK Daily Mail, perhaps it"s timely to revisit a post from the past - an article I wrote in 2004 after British tabloids first starting yammering about her alleged and expensive cosmetic enhancement. 40 might be the new 30 but it By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez Pro-love for Michelle Williams Sure she has her issues, indirectly of course, and she"s probably a bit too thin…but I do love Michelle in various shades of yellow - remember the Oscars? I"m also down with her hair - tacky on someone else, not so much on her, and when she By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt The Truth About Madge & Ange Gloating ahead. Be warned. Stop reading now if you don"t approve. But didn"t I tell you they weren"t friends? In spite of that bullsh-t story last week that it was Angelina"s pleas that changed Madonna"s adoption plans from America By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Emmy Rossum The Daily Nauseating: Emmy Rossum At some event last night. Don"t know, don"t care. Baby girl got a gold sexy dress but baby girl still look innocent. Oh please. I mean really - am I really seeing this? Have the irritating doe eyes and the sickeningly sweet smile been accessorised by a By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
