Last Word Fresh smut on Wednesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Best Dressed: Kate Moss I"m not going to bother defending this. Because there will undoubtedly be many of you who end up hating it. But there is something to be said for doing something different. And when so many others pranced around in a frilly dress, Kate Moss went tuxedo rock and By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Damian Lewis Most Ill-Fitting: Rosario Dawson Sweet Goddess. Any time a dress gives you lumps - imagined or otherwise - it ain"t a good thing. Such a shame for such a beautiful girl. And yet, despite dressing like ass on almost every high profile occasion in recent memory, Rosario Dawson has Jason Lewis. So she looks By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Worst Hollywood Starlet: Lindsay Lohan Not impressive. Not.At.All. And if Chanel and Louis Vuitton needed any validation whatsoever for NOT choosing her to rep their gear, tonight was the ultimate proof positive. There"s potential…but it"s not quite there. Dressing for a retirement cruise is problem #1. Arriving at By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna On Cloud Many thanks to all of you who emailed today with info and photos and links related Daniel, Madonna"s back up dancer who I was gushing about yesterday. As they say - be careful what you wish for. Which is why I should NEVER go digging around my fantasies. After By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Best Hollywood Starlet: Scarlett Johansson Does Stella have a new muse? I can"t think of a better combination. And Scarlett"s little number is fashion forward indeed. It"s current, it"s young, it defines this season, it"s completely original, the shoes are divine, and check out the By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Worst Crackhead: Eva Mendez Ok, she"s not a crackhead…but still. She"s a disaster from top to bottom. The hair. It"s Dynasty. It"s OLD. It"s atrocious. My eyes!!! And while I don"t necessarily hate the dress - I hate it on HER. Because By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Most Grudging Compliment: SJP I like it. You might look at it and say - what the ass??? But I like it. And I think it"s adorable. An ensemble clearly meant for one evening and one evening only, to go along with her date Alexander McQueen who probably created it. It"s By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Elizabeth Hurley Most Budget: Elizabeth Hurley I don’t care how much it cost or who the hell made it. It looks tacky and low classy, full-on beauty pageant with a touch of recycled Versace thrown in and for the love of Anna Wintour - it"s peach! PEACH! Totally unforgiveable, totally overplayed, and I By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Best Crackhead: Mary Kate Olsen Two years ago, Mary Kate Olsen always looked like she was playing dress up. Maybe I"ve gotten used to her or maybe I just like the way she"s decided she"s not going to be pink and fluffy and chose an edge instead. Regardless - fashion By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Gisele Bundchen Most Underwhelming: Gisele Bundchen Normally I worship her Brazilian ass but on this night, not so much. Can you say hostess at a Thai food restaurant? Exotic is just so …done…don"t you think? By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Worst Wannabe Jennifer Lopez: Jessica Alba Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response today By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Best Colour: Minnie Driver I miss Minnie. Because there is something very likable about Minnie. She seems like she"d fit right in at our Friday night poker games. I could totally see her kickin" back with us, having a ciggie on the deck, declining all offers of food but not drink, By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Most Disappointing: Posh Spice Oh Vicky. How she let us down. "member what I said yesterday about prom dresses and bridesmaids gowns? Yeah well here"s an example. So many things suck about this choice but in the interest of time, I"ll just name a couple. First of all - it& By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen Most Improved: Amanda Peet Well colour me surprised. Amanda Peet opened her eyes! Either that or she found a stylist. And the results are impressive. Totally appropriate for the evening, very very flattering, I love the old school detailing, and I love that she didn"t completely sell out and wear a Roberto By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Best Midnight Blue: Angie Harmon I.LOVE.THIS.DRESS. I"m not tall enough for this dress but Angie is and on her, it is perfection. Everywhere. From the front, from the back, I"m not feeling the matching bow clutch but whatever… she"s a Southern belle. And I suppose girls By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
