The Costume Institute Gala The theme was Anglomania, the event was the annual Costume Institute Gala, the venue - the Metropolitan Museum of Art. And from a fashion perspective, it"s probably a helluva lot more fun than the Oscars because you are allowed NOT to play it safe. Couture reigns supreme so remember By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears The Devolution of Prom Attire: Jamie Lynn Spears Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently inherited the family gene for dressing 5 times her age, like so many other southern fried bubblegum blondes before her. Check out Jamie Lynn at her boyfriend"s prom wearing a wonderfully sparkly Miss America gown that happens to match perfectly with her man. By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom The Daily Ugly: Ian Somerhalder Just in case you don"t know who the hell he is - which is a distinct possibility - Ian Somerhalder is/was from Lost. Judging from his Orlando Bloomy pretty boy good looks, he probably has a legion of prepubey girls pledging their devotion. Too delicate for me but perfect By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Madonna at Coachella and my new crush I heard she was fabulous. But enough about Madge, let"s talk about the back up dancer. I have been hot for this guy since last year at Live 8. Total loin quiveration, don"t you think? Daniel. I think his name is Daniel. And I see a By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Fresh smut Tuesday night or sooner, depending on how much heat I take about my crazy shopping spree. Wish me luck. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Mrs. Beckham in the Big Apple So nice to see a woman stick with her only Goddess-given talent. Posh could give Jennifer Aniston a few pointers, doncha think? Here"s Vicky and her ski lift nose in spectacular red on a shopping trip in NYC. For all the times that Britney Spears has left By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Brooke bounces back Ummm…didn"t she like just give birth 5 minutes ago? Check out Brooke Shields at the premiere of Over the Hedge today in LA. She looks great, even less manly than before. But here"s the million dollar question - how skinny will Katie be when she" By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Travolta & Gandolfini: too close for comfort Again - I know you can"t tell a helluva lot from one or two photos but these shots of John Travolta and James Gandolfini doing press at the Tribeca Film Festival amuse me to no end. Can you imagine the swift mob style testicle removal he would have received By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Salma Hayek Josh Lucas…really? I must get hundreds of emails a month pleading for Josh Lucas to be inducted into the Freebie 5. And while I certainly understand that it"s all about personal preference, I just do not see it. Here he is at the premiere for United 93 looking more greasy By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Avril grows curves Who knew Avril had an ass??? Not me. Until she showed it off today at the Over the Hedge premiere. Can"t get enough of her girly new persona. Can"t get enough of those shoes! But as her gorgessity continues to grow, will the clear and present By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The beatification of Angelina Jolie Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron"s one big flaw Aside from her personality, that is. Here are Charlize and Stuart at the Laker game the other day, awfully lovey dovey for a couple that claims to shun the spotlight. I hear Stuart is over the moon about getting back together, especially since rumour has it, she wants to start By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss in NYC Oh… right. Now I get it. In her neverending quest to BECOME Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan clings to her leggings. Totally makes sense. If I were white, I"d probably want to become Kate too. Either Kate or Giselle Bunchen. Here"s Kate in New York, sucking on By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Last Word So my husband is heading to Coachella for a stag. And if he can make it through a weekend of debauchery without cheating on me with some college skank, he has been given strict orders to stalk Madonna and photograph her screaming at Guy. We"ll see what happens. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Ugly: Christy Turlington Let me just say that I think Christy Turlington is as close to immortal as it gets. Her face is a dream. Total gorgessity, pure perfection. And in the supermodel heydey of the 90s, I worshipped her in the way that only gawky 15 year olds can worship. Magazine cut By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Triple H: Hello Hot Harry OK so I feel kinda dirty. Especially since we, like, all watched him grow up. But I can"t help it. Harry is just so hot. Waaay hotter than his beaver toothed, bald spotted, pickle up the ass older brother. And if you think about it, the age difference By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
