Jennifer Aniston Elisha & Lindsay: overdressed/underdressed So there was this Rape Foundation gala last night. And Elisha Cuthbert, the poor thing, who I hear has hired a stylist to glam up her image, arrived in a motherload of curtains, much more appropriate for a French sitting room in Jennifer Aniston"s rumoured new Lake Forest, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Ford Avril"s red carpet education Well, well, well. Look who"s got the patented young Hollywood "walk and pose" down to perfection. I gotta tell you - I love this Avril. Love the strut, love the way she"s embraced couture, love the dash of punk in a package of grown up By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Tori & Dean: PDA addiction Isn"t it odd how they have to make a point of touching tongues every time they"re out in public? It"s like he"s trying extra hard to convince us that he digs her. Dude - we get it. She"s rich, you" By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Does anyone watch a show called Passions? It"s a North American soap opera? Anyway, I"ve received several emails about the fugly jacket my mother gave me and apparently one of the characters was wearing it the other day. REALLY??? ON TELEVISION??? OK, if you have a By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth goes out Just two weeks after the arrival of Moses, Gwyneth hit the town last night for a foodbank event in NYC looking freshfaced and youthful and perhaps a little tired but glorious all the same. You will note the all black attire, likely chosen to streamline the body as much as By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen: behind the voicemail As you know, I posted transcripts yesterday of a few nasty voicemails from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards that he left for her last year. Although I wondered if you could glean anything substantial from some angry messages left during the messiness of a high profile split, I did receive By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Seacrest The Daily Ugly: Sharon Stone"s assy pants Look, I was all over leather pants… IN 1998!!! But in LA??? In the middle of April? For dinner??? Someone, anyone…find this woman a boyfriend. Her desperation and her 40 year old libido are wreaking havoc on my eyes. I"m telling you… the poor thing is one By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Julia Stiles in NYC Ummmm…is it just me or does she have the most unattractive set of legs you"ve ever seen? And did she ever used to be cute? I can"t remember anymore. Maybe because she hasn"t made a decent movie in, like, a long ass time. By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Tom & Isabella in Paris As much as the f&cker freaks me out, I cannot say - at least from a purely observational point of view - that he"s lacking as a parent. Minus the Scientology doctrination of course. In terms of support and encouragement, I don"t think anyone has been By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince buy in Illinois? An underground rumour has just reached my smutty ears. It"s a rumour circulating among real estate circles in Illinois. Who knew they were such gossipmongers??? As I mentioned - it"s a RUMOUR, not confirmed, all speculation blah blah blah for the benefit of lawsuits…but I gotta By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie giggles Bits and pieces of Angelina Jolie"s interview with Ann Curry for Dateline have been released to the public and the most interesting part of all this is that when asked about her relationship, Mrs Pitt actually GIGGLES. Yes, gossips. Only a dose of the Brad could inspire such By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Family Pitt Domestica: Part 1 Angelina and Brad were enjoying breakfast on the balcony in one of the many rooms they had reserved for themselves at the Namibian resort. But while the blazing African sun was already scorching the landscape, the couple kept themselves cool by passing icecubes to each other mouth to mouth, hungrily By Lainey • Apr 26, 2006 08:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix Eva Mendez and her man? Well, well. Looks like she went back to the long suffering boyfriend. I wonder if Joaq"s raunchy smoke breath and Elvis gut drove her away. Or maybe he just couldn"t deal with an actress type because he"s really just biding his time, waiting for By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon An open letter to Reese Witherspoon Dear Reese, You won your Oscar. Now you would you please take the pickle out of your style hole and stop dressing for the nursing home??? This is killing us. And judging by the way your husband keeps working out like a maniac, you"re probably killing him too. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Hello Family Pitt Not exactly candids but these are too frickin" cute - Brad, Madd, Angie, and Z on the beach in Namibia for Hello magazine. As you would expect, the article focuses mainly on humanitarian work but who needs to read when you can feast your eyes on the new Hollywood royal By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Charlie & Denise: emails and voicemails Now that everyone knows Denise is screwing Richie Sambora, many people believe that she was actually the culprit behind the "provocative" emails that prompted Heather to walk out on Richie in the first place. I have no information on this. But Janice Min and her clever staff at By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
