Keri Russell Russell & Charlie Crowe love the Leafs Russell Crowe is far from my favourite. Sanctimonious, scurrilous, pedantic - I could go on and on. But there is one thing I love about Russell Crowe. The man has impeccable taste in hockey. And he is passing on this gift to his son, always wearing his blue and white loud By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Keanu"s new girl See Keanu walking hand in hand with a lovely female in New York the other day. New girlfriend? Or new beard? Let me play naïve and say that Keanu is a true Canadian beaver lover. I realise I may be taking an unrealistic position. But we"ve lost so By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Clive Owen Clive Owen in New York At tonight"s premiere of Inside Man. Can you see him undressing me with his eyes? Can you see the visions of badness running through his dirty mind? When I look at Clive Owen I see a headboard, dents in the wall behind it, several empty martini glasses tipped By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Patrick & his permascowl I know a lot of you are fans of Grey"s Anatomy. More specifically, a lot of you are fans of Patrick Dempsey. Me? Not so much. I can appreciate the hair, and I was almost - just almost - totally on board with the fan club. But then I caught By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria & the boys: two years later Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Henry Windsor David & Lisa: the ex Friends Some Friends are busy exposing their titties and sunbathing in Malibu. Some of them keep in touch, walking along the beach, showing up at each others" premieres, and getting interviewed by Vanity Fair to trash their Friend"s ex husbands. The other Friends have all but disappeared. While By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad sparks and the real Star Wars No wedding but definitely a return to Paris where Brad (from JJB) was snapped having a ciggie by the window, taking a break perhaps from little Z and the adorable but undeniably bratty Maddox. I can totally relate. Don’t have kids myself but I do have 2 nephews and By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney & Kevin out and about It"s the craziest thing, y"all. Brit and Kfed actually looked like they"ve taken a shower. Both of them via PopSugar. Even more shocking is the fact that Britney looks kinda cute. Still trashy but cute all the same. Apparently she was back at the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss as Marilyn in W Pure gorgessity in this Marilyn Monroe-inspired photo shoot for W Magazine via Saving Face!. So beautiful in fact that I think I might introduce her to my lover Joaquin Phoenix. They wouldn"t last but the drama would be so worth it, don"t you think? By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Tom & Katie: another weekend, another sighting Photos from PopSugar. Despite what you may be hearing from low level gossip rags, there is no break up in sight. They will have this child, they will promote MI:3, they will get married, and they will continue forcing their love in our faces until we capitulate, until we By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Haylie Duff Kelly Osbourne gets skinny So here"s the question. Did Kelly Osbourne seek the advice of the Hollywood Diet Doctors? Or is she losing weight the healthy way? Would you believe that she"s actually NOT starving? Yes, gossips. I found it hard to swallow as well. But that"s the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba: JLo wannabe So obvious it"s almost insulting. And more than a little sad. In fact, one of the most tragic things about the Hollywood illusion is that too often, the actual players themselves start believing in the impossible. They begin to believe that they are more than they can ever By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Kirk Cameron hasn"t changed I loved the 80s. I miss the 80s. And I"m not ashamed to admit that I used to watch Growing Pains and that I used to LOVE Mike Seaver. Back then, it was all Kirk Cameron, all the time. Elaine Cameron. Elaine Cameron. I was Elaine Cameron. This By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Hoff: Irish delight In honour of Saint Patrick"s Day, I give you the Irish inspired Hoff - courtesy of Kristy T who sent this along. Enjoy! and may the luck of the Irish be with you all weekend! By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Tori Spelling and the new Federline From JJB. I"d like to start by complimenting Tori Spelling. For a girl who looks like someone stepped on her face, I think she"s made the most of her deficiencies. There is a glass ceiling for de-uglification, you know. And no matter how hard certain By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
