Elton John John Legend: loin quiveration Damn! What took me so long??? I recall feeling a little tremble down nether at the Grammys but seeing this photo of John Legend from some event the other day set of a small earthquake that is still buzzing from the centre of my womanhood through the tips of my By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Demi & Ashton baby on the way? So say the hit and miss folks at Star Magazine. Something about her shopping at a baby store and talking to Meg Ryan about adopting. Makes sense I suppose, especially considering the almost proof positive baby rumours last May and Demi"s very quick weight loss immediately afterwards - see By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angie: wedding in Italy? It"s been a month since the last wedding report so I suppose it"s about time, right? Clooney"s place in Italy is the rumoured location for Saturday and while there seems to be some activity going on at the Como estate right now, no local By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Jesse Metcalfe Josh Hartnett: hot and not Have you seen 40 days and 40 nights? Sh*tty movie, sh*tty actor, fine piece of hotness. Too bad he has sucked donkey ass ever since. But. Hooking up with ScarJo doesn"t hurt. And releasing a dark new movie called Lucky Number Slevin co-starring a number By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese Witherspoon - the backlash begins? They build you up, they tear you down. It is a common post-Oscar affliction and if it is indeed happening to Reese, she wouldn't be the first. Nicole, Gwyneth, Julia, Halle - all suffered from Best Actress backlash after their wins. Perhaps it's the way of By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston: looking good in Vogue Take a look at the new, improved, tough "don"t pity me" Jen in the pages of April Vogue from JJB. Quite lovely thouugh I"m not a huge fan of her pucker, particularly because of the way it accentuates the chin. Thank Goddess for the By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix Joaquin in red OK, don"t kill me but could you see Joaquin and Drew together? She"s peppy, he"s morose. She makes fluffy romantic comedies, he makes depressing indie flicks with death and destruction at every turn. She was a child star, he was a child star. She By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Drew fabu Not personally a fan of black and brown but other than that, I love it, love it, love it. Drew at 30 is the best she"s ever been. And I hear she"s trying to quit smoking. Wonder what that means… By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Last Word Still marking Oscar ballots. Am trying to find the time. But if it"s any help, the high score right now is 19 correct predictions out of 24. Fresh smut on Thurdsay night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez La Lopez: happy and fit As illustrated in these attached photos from JJB, Jennifer Lopez is clearly not pregnant, unless ass deliveries have become the new breakthrough in celebrity birthing technique. Damn that booty is something else. And what I would give to rub my cheek against it before settling in for a mac truck By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Natalie Portman All about Lola It was pissing rain this morning. I left my house in jeans and a hoodie not expecting to have to look decent. Greasy stinky hair in a Britney top knot, comfy but not exactly style-rockin’ Merrell mocs, and then of course I get the call to interview Lola for By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Sienna Miller Intro for Mar 14, 2006 Dear gossips, Yesterday it was an exclusive statement from Lola Skye. Today it was an exclusive meeting. We met for coffee, we clarified tabloid reports about the nature of her relationship with Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller, we dished a little on movies and music and clothes, and then we By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
From Dominique: on foolproof perfume I love the smut! Never stop! But you are getting too popular! Your website is so slow! Quick question: what is your slam dunk perfume? Dear Dominique, I received quite a few emails about the same thing. I own several scents but in my humble experience, nothing works better than By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Last Word Big shout out to Vicky in memory of Gatsby her gossip cat who passed away recently after brave 2nd battle with cancer. Gatsby was apparently a big fan of smut and enjoyed reading alongside his owner every morning as soon as my column came out. I also want to pass By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ioan Gruffudd From Nicolette W: Ioan Gruffudd for Winona Ryder? maybe it"s the wine talking (again) but i wonder if super cute british(?) actor Ioan Gruffudd - he of the loin-quiver-inducing horatio the hornblower on pbs (do you know of what i speak?) could be intriguing enough for winona. he"s certianly f*cking hot enough. By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
