Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 20, 2018 I’ve been meaning to post about Catherine Zeta- Jones’ “interview” in The Mirror, particularly this quote: “One thing I’m not is humble any more. I’m sick of being humble. I really am. ‘So sorry I’m rich, so sorry I’m married to a movie star, so By Maria • Jun 20, 2018 01:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 19, 2018 What if you started dating Taylor Kitsch and found out he eats his Kit Kat like number 3 on this list? A post shared by Taylor Kitsch (@taylorkitsch) on Jun 19, 2018 at 7:49am PDT Katy Perry commented on this photo, “what shadows are you using on your abs By Maria • Jun 19, 2018 01:36 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 18, 2018 It was Father’s Day on Sunday, and I got a lot of enjoyment out of seeing how celebs subtly shaded one another, especially the “friendly exes.” It’s a true joy when someone like Jennifer Garner decides to jump in. Sure the caption is nice, but look at this By Maria • Jun 18, 2018 01:42 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 15, 2018 This #TBT reminded me that Team Lainey Gossip had very different reactions to Jeremy Renner bringing his daughter to the Oscars in 2017. But we can all agree that he doesn’t know how to use hashtags and consistently uses #lovewins incorrectly. A post shared by Jeremy Renner (@renner4real) on By Maria • Jun 15, 2018 01:50 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 14, 2018 I saw this Chad Ocho tweet and thought he was just generally knowledgeable about nail polish. But he’s actually really into Rihanna’s feet, to the point of obsession. This is just a sample – there are many more. I saw Oceans 8 last night & the movie was phenomenal, By Maria • Jun 14, 2018 01:38 pm
Neil Patrick Harris Don’t F-ck With These Jazz Hands I love, love, love Rachel Bloom (if Lainey allowed emojis, I would insert a hundred hearts here). Yes Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is funny and brilliant and smart and difficult, but that isn’t the only reason why. Rachel is the rare celebrity who spends her time in interviews engaging, rather than By Maria • Jun 14, 2018 01:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 13, 2018 As Lainey mentioned yesterday, Instagram is now a dating service. I am very into performative digital flirting and fully support millennials and their thirst traps. Which brings me to this: Cazzie David “liked” one of John Mayer’s posts. Maybe they are friends, maybe they go away back. Sure. But… By Maria • Jun 13, 2018 01:30 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 12, 2018 Scott Eastwood is definitely faking it, but I will not besmirch an innocent puppy. Scott Eastwood on Instagram: “Are we asleep or are we faking it?” The Rock uses a vision board and wished for Gal Gadot. He has one more person that he really, really wants. Who is his By Maria • Jun 12, 2018 02:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 11, 2018 I’m not one to pick sides in a theatre fight but how dare you Neil Patrick Harris. How dare you. Who is the woman in the top hat backstage at @TheTonyAwards? Gideon remarked that she says ‘like’ and ‘oh my god’ a lot. I’m confused...— Neil Patrick Harris By Maria • Jun 11, 2018 02:13 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 8, 2018 A pumpkin-colored leisure suit is an interesting choice – but I’m not not into it, you know? A post shared by Diddy (@diddy) on Jun 7, 2018 at 9:56pm PDT Hailie Mathers (Eminem and Kim’s daughter) gave an exclusive interview to a Daily Mail reporter, talking very briefly By Maria • Jun 08, 2018 01:59 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 7, 2018 Rom-coms might be back, which is a great thing. The other night, High Fidelity was on, which I consider a rom-com. But maybe it’s really a movie about adulting? Anyway, Catherine Zeta-Jones and John Cusack have excellent chemistry. They had it in America’s Sweethearts, too. How can we By Maria • Jun 07, 2018 01:49 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 6, 2018 Helena Christensen and Norman Reedus’s son Mingus Lucien Reedus has graduated from high school. And yes, he is already a model. With his genetics, that’s a given. A post shared by norman reedus (@bigbaldhead) on Jun 5, 2018 at 1:41pm PDT Ryan Reynolds is fully embracing off-duty By Maria • Jun 06, 2018 02:00 pm
BFFs Andy Cohen is the A-to-Z List Whisperer I often refer to Derek Blasberg as the Truman Capote of the Instagram generation (a title bestowed on him by The Cut). But while Derek floats through life with the fashion glitterati, power billionaires, supermodels, and A-listers, Andy Cohen is moving the culture. The Real Housewives guy? Yes. Hear me By Maria • Jun 05, 2018 03:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 5, 2018 Victoria Beckham posted a video of her and David in the park; he was feeding ducks. She also posted this photo, which he commented on (he never comments on her photos). OK I feel good this week. A post shared by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) on Jun 4, 2018 at 12: By Maria • Jun 05, 2018 01:20 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 4, 2018 Has a new relationship tattoo ever not led to tremendous regret? A post shared by L O N D O N R E E S E (@londonreese) on Jun 2, 2018 at 9:48am PDT Poot can only go out at night. #freepoot Poot is locked up. She’s allergic By Maria • Jun 04, 2018 02:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 1, 2018 Does this make Jimmy more palatable? Because I’m not convinced quite yet -- I was fully expecting Justin Timberlake to pop up in the canoe and ruin it. A post shared by Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) on Jun 1, 2018 at 4:53am PDT The other day I mentioned Sam By Maria • Jun 01, 2018 01:44 pm
