Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 26, 2017 Chrissy Teigen’s version of the apology video – she almost had it perfect, the only thing she missed was blaming the media. for immediate release pic.twitter.com/c6226cR6eJ— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 26, 2017 This Superwoman defeats Batman every single time. Some see jack-o-lanterns, I see muffins. These very By Maria • Oct 26, 2017 02:13 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews A Million Years Later A common complaint about movies is that there are no new ideas, it’s all superheroes and remakes, reboots and spin-offs. But what about a story from 2003 that was supposed to be a movie but never got made? A work that was once so hot, Brad Pitt and Jennifer By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 02:39 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 25, 2017 John Stamos pulled off a Disney engagement, so does this mean there will be a Disney wedding? They’ve exploded in popularity thanks to Pinterest and comment boards for DisBrides. From this 2016 Racked piece, “At most affairs, Mickey Mouse is quietly omnipresent.” I asked...she said yes! ...And we By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 01:47 pm
TV Updates Narcos Season 3: Cali Love What do you think is harder for an established show to do? Lose a character or gain one? What if it loses two major characters and has to gain a new protagonist in season 3, would that work? Because that’s exactly what Narcos did for season 3 and dammit By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 12:55 pm
Relationship Assumption Not Today, Satan There is no celebrity couple I worry about more than the Beckhams. I would be crushed if they split and not because I think they are #couplesgoals (I’m a grown woman), but because I really think they’ve endured together, personally and professionally. Football, the Spice Girls, her chav By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 12:22 pm
Mark Wahlberg Boogie Down Marky Mark When I saw the headline about Mark Wahlberg asking for divine forgiveness for his role in Boogie Nights, I didn’t quite believe it. But this source article from The Chicago Tribune pretty much confirms that the headlines are accurate. Marky Mark gave the remarks while appearing alongside Cardinal Blase By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 09:56 am
Weddings I Do in Rio If you read Instagram comments (as I often do – for research, OK?!) you know that “come to Brazil” will inevitable appear on a celebrity post. It’s both a command and an invitation that’s become a meme. John Mayer recently joked about it; Katy Perry commented “lol.” (I looked By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 09:32 am
Gross Don’t Say “Uncle” One thing I found so illuminating in Lupita Nyong’o’s essay in The New York Times is how she was able to explain something that so many accounts about Harvey Weinstein couldn’t capture: the intimacy of working in a creative field. As she wrote, “Our business is complicated By Maria • Oct 24, 2017 02:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 24, 2017 It recently occurred to me that Josh Charles and Christine Baranski probably know why Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi couldn’t stand to be in the same room. Yes, I still think about their final scene in The Good Wife. #throwbackthursday #kalinda 👢 A post shared by Archie Panjabi (@archiepanjabi) onOct By Maria • Oct 24, 2017 01:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 23, 2017 Val Kilmer and Angelina Jolie were almost roommates in Morocco. Who do you think would leave a mess in the kitchen? Or label their yogurt? Once in Morocco I went house hunting with Angelina Jolie-She’s quiet and well mannered. We were gojng to split the cost-Better than marriage— Val By Maria • Oct 23, 2017 01:49 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 20, 2017 I love that Kirsten Dunst played along with this. Pathetic— Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) October 19, 2017 I watched an episode of Big Mouth this week. It’s juvenile and nostalgic and kind of weird and gross, the perfect mix for a show about puberty. #tbt perhaps the first @bigmouthnetflix promotional By Maria • Oct 20, 2017 01:23 pm
What Else Smutty Social Media, October 19, 2017 JUST GOOGLE IT. (Oh and now is a good time to remember that in 2012, Warwick supposedly spoke about Aretha at Whitney’s funeral and years later, Aretha responded with a 5-page fax.) "Do you know the way to San Jose?" First of all, just google it.— Dionne By Maria • Oct 19, 2017 02:09 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 18, 2017 Jeremy Renner has a very passionate fanbase. Like, Twihard-level passionate. Last March, I wrote about his new app, mostly because I was genuinely befuddled about a need for a Jeremy Renner app. What an innocent time. What I didn’t (and couldn’t) know then was that the app would By Maria • Oct 18, 2017 02:16 pm
TV Updates Will the Real UnREAL Please Stand Up I loved the first season of UnREAL. I disliked the second season of UnREAL. I can’t totally hate Quinn and Rachel, but I did hate what the show did to itself, the way it handled the Black Lives Matter movement and the way it turned an unarmed black man By Maria • Oct 18, 2017 11:46 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 17, 2017 Was the stool curved? Is there another stool behind her? Was she photoshopped on top of the stool? I've done the research and there's no way her ass is sitting on that stool. pic.twitter.com/AIGNpcJn6G— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 15, 2017 next week on By Maria • Oct 17, 2017 02:01 pm
Books Kate, the Red Carpet Staple Last night, Lainey emailed me to tell me there were some new photos of Kate Hudson at an event. So I went online to find them and I realized there are always new photos of Kate at an event. In fact this weekend she was at the amfAR Gala on By Maria • Oct 16, 2017 03:53 pm
