Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 10, 2017 Bow Wow posted a photo implying he travelled on a private. Then, someone posted a picture of Bow Wow on their flight. And yet another person found the photo he used for the private jet, which was pulled off a company website. Investigative journalism is alive and well! Travel day. By Maria • May 10, 2017 05:09 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 9, 2017 Remember when Jessica was promoting her first cookbook? Oprah dedicated an entire hour to her, and Jessica’s thank-you note was 21 pairs of Louboutins. That, for me, was the moment Jessica cemented her place in the gossip world because it showed how much she was willing to play. My By Maria • May 09, 2017 04:11 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 8, 2017 That’s gonna be a no from me, dog. 🙋🏼 @teddysphotos A post shared by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onMay 4, 2017 at 1:28pm PDT Did Mindy and Riz and Hasan all cut Judd Apatow out of this picture? Tee hee. G.O.A.T. A post shared by Mindy Kaling By Maria • May 08, 2017 05:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 5, 2017 David Spade recognizes this pinched, “everything is fine” facial expression. This is every girl ive had dinner with listening to my stupid drunk stories thinking 'you're fucking dead when we get in the car.' A post shared by David Spade (@davidspade) onMay 3, 2017 at 7: By Maria • May 05, 2017 03:46 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession I Am Woman, Feel My Womb Nikki Reed is pregnant, and she announced it on Instagram with a note to her future baby. That’s the most low-key part of her post. There’s belly cupping, and then there’s this – Bountiful Woman Floating in a Meadow. Look at the details here: she’s in a By Maria • May 05, 2017 01:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 4, 2017 Why didn’t she wear this instead of that lame Belle dress? #commesdesgarcons 🌹 A post shared by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onMay 3, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT First she was Japanese and now she’s Wonder Woman. She can really, um, do it all. Like her friend Ivanka. Thank you By Maria • May 04, 2017 05:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 3, 2017 My favourite MET Gala subgenre: celebrities smoking in the bathroom. The NY Daily News had a whole story on it: Dakota Johnson’s dress is much cooler from this angle (and yes that’s Armie Hammer vaping in the background). Smoking in the girls room #metgala @chardefrancesco @courtneylove @space_witch666 By Maria • May 03, 2017 02:29 pm
MET Gala 2017 Dakota Johnson: MET Gala’s Most Confusing I like Dakota Johnson’s relationship with Gucci because they are doing the “ugly expensive” thing really well right now and it completely suits her vibe. When Dakota wears something “unlikable” (ie: something that will get her on a Worst Dressed list in a celebrity weekly), I feel like she By Maria • May 02, 2017 09:30 am
MET Gala 2017 The Olsens at the MET Gala: Avant-Garde or Same Old? The Olsens are a staple at the MET Gala and year after year their looks are interchangeable. It doesn’t matter what the theme is, the Olsens dress like the Olsens (I like to call it: rich bohemian living abroad after her wealthy husband’s suspicious death). This year is By Maria • May 02, 2017 08:18 am
MET Gala 2017 Stella’s Blondes at the MET Gala Stella McCartney always has a huge presence at the MET Gala. She’s there as a designer, of course, but beyond that, Stella is exactly Anna’s kind of person (famous parents, British, wealthy). And Stella attracts a very A-list crowd. In the past she’s dressed Madonna, Cara Delevingne, By Maria • May 02, 2017 07:01 am
MET Gala 2017 Mindy Kaling: MET Gala’s Most Predictable THIS PAINS ME. The only reason I am calling it “most predictable” is because yesterday for Smutty Social Media I included a photo of her dress and at the time I was worried because of the shimmer and tassels. It is indeed shimmery. And there are tassels. It’s midnight By Maria • May 02, 2017 01:42 am
Style Priyanka Chopra: Met Gala Gadget Priyanka Chopra was one of the first arrivals to the MET Gala, and the “Inspector Gadget” jokes came fast and furious. I get it, she’s wearing a trench coat. I will tell you why I’m more into this than 95% of the gowns I saw. Adherence to theme: By Maria • May 02, 2017 12:39 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 1, 2017 Kate Hudson is obviously joking about the Met Gala, but I do think this year’s theme will be a challenge for the more thoughtful and stylish celebs (like SJP) and an outright disaster for the ones who favour safe gowns. Gearing up for Met Ball 🙆 #MetBall2017 #CommeDesGarcons A post By Maria • May 01, 2017 05:04 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 28, 2017 Back in December, Lainey wrote about Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham’s seemingly non-existent friendship. I did some Instagram digging and it appears that Katie follows Victoria (and sometimes “likes” the photos), but it doesn’t look like VB follows Katie. Interesting. (Also I really like this dress on Katie, By Maria • Apr 28, 2017 01:44 pm
Mindy Kaling B.J. and Mindy’s New York Stroll Noted BFF’s and former-something-or-others B.J. Novak and Mindy Kaling were spotted strolling around New York yesterday. She in a bright sweater with matching bag and purse, he in a guy-not-trying-too-hard uniform (jeans, grey shirt). They look straight out of a rom-com. As Sarah and Duana have noted before By Maria • Apr 28, 2017 11:01 am
Salma Hayek Smutty Social Media, April 27, 2017 Sarah once wrote about the joy of Val Kilmer’s Twitter feed. And his reddit AMA is a goddamn delight. He talks about Top Gun 2, Cindy Crawford’s caviar pasta, filming The Island of Doctor Moreau, and writes a glowing tribute to Kurt Russell. A standout bit for me By Maria • Apr 27, 2017 04:51 pm
