Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 10, 2017 Remember when Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were on Punk’d? I thought Salma showed P the giant poo in the washroom, but my memory doesn’t serve me well: Penelope did it to Salma. I do remember someone saying over and over again, “Why would you show me this? By Maria • Jan 10, 2017 02:29 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn: I Didn’t Hate It I’m not an Amy Schumer apologist or believer. She does her thing, and I’m not invested in it at all. I actively hated the Lemonade parody and I don’t know why Goldie completely skated for that. So they’re at the Golden Globes presenting, and we are By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 12:15 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Anna Kendrick: Globes Grey I had to google Anna Kendrick’s Golden Globes history. She was nominated in 2010 for Up in the Air. A long time ago, right? Not that her spot is in jeopardy – clearly she’s in good standing, she co-announced the nominees this year. She has a very solid, respectful By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 07:19 am
Golden Globes 2017 Lily Collins: the Kate Beckinsale of the Globes I hate it. I was going to write this rambling intro about being a contrarian and how nothing makes me feel more out of touch with public opinion than grading a red carpet, but why bother? If you love this dress, we are fighting. Come at me. Lily Collins is By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 05:06 am
Assy Style Hailee Steinfeld: Golden Globes Bridesmaid I like Hailee Steinfeld’s song Starving. It is hummable, it is not asking anything of me. I have read great reviews of The Edge of Seventeen, including Sarah’s. I will watch it when I can find it on on demand. But I will not abide this dress. She By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 03:23 am
Xenu Smut John Travolta: Globes Most Reliable I feel protective of John Travolta. And I know that’s a weird thing to say because let’s face it, there are things here to point out. The Xenu worship. The, um, “hair.” The open secrets. Yet there is a kindness to him, isn’t there? He’s the By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 02:00 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 6, 2016 A Brett Ratner dinner party. I’m going to guess that he served steak with the sides, like creamed spinach and mushrooms and potatoes. Warren doesn’t strike me as a picky eater – he enjoys the California Pizza Kitchen. @HBO hang with The boys from left to right #ChristophWaltz #PeterBogdanovich By Maria • Jan 06, 2017 02:37 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 5, 2017 Wale called her by the wrong name, I’m DEAD. (Yes I know she tried to clap back by copying his joke, it was weak. The millennial Ann Coulter will need to come up with better comebacks if she wants to corner that blonde neo-Nazi market.) Ok Tammy https://t. By Maria • Jan 05, 2017 04:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 3, 2017 This morning Lainey posted about Leo’s New Year – I was curious about how he spent his holiday, because a good portion of the Wolf Pack was in Las Vegas at Marquee and they are loath to be apart, particularly on big party nights like NYE and Halloween. Kevin Connolly By Maria • Jan 03, 2017 01:52 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 23, 2016 In a chaotic world, it’s nice to know some things make total sense, like Adam Levine and Sammy Hagar’s friendship. Two happy singers toasting to a higher spirit. #santomezquila #partytime #mezcal #tequila #newspirit #dropshot A photo posted by Sammy Hagar (@sammyhagar) onDec 8, 2016 at 10:19pm PST By Maria • Dec 23, 2016 12:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 22, 2016 Why did Camila really leave Fifth Harmony? A girl can only take so many unreciprocated high fives. No wonder Camila decided to leave. Heartbreaking. pic.twitter.com/oTj6wBF1k4— Music News & Facts (@musicnews_facts) December 19, 2016 I’m inclined to believe the rumours about Britney’s new relationship because By Maria • Dec 22, 2016 12:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 21, 2016 That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. When doves cry A video posted by Jack Black (@jackblack) onDec 20, 2016 at 11:20am PST Michelle Monaghan looks great in double denim. I look like a farmer, and not the hipster-chic kind. 🎨 #melbourne #streetart 🎨 A photo posted by Michelle By Maria • Dec 21, 2016 01:45 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 20, 2016 Neil Patrick Harris’s 73 Questions for Vogue. He is kind of huffy, in a way that I love. Like when he sighs and says, slightly annoyed, “Do I have to rate them?” Or his reaction when Emma Stone and magic tricks are mentioned, and how he makes a point By Maria • Dec 20, 2016 03:39 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 19, 2016 A younger(er) Angie Harmon looks a lot like Kendall Jenner, right? #TBT #babyangie FEELING IT at Paris Fashion week... 199- that part is not important... 😉😂 @maisonvalentino #grateful #blessed #thosewerethedays THANK YOU @angiehphotos for this!💋 A photo posted by Angie Harmon (@angieharmon) onDec 15, 2016 at 5:03am PST Suri By Maria • Dec 19, 2016 05:20 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 16, 2016 For all the decadence of the 80s, he looks the same and she looks just as good, if not better, today. There must have been magical anti-aging properties in that blow. #throwbackthursday With my #80's #queen Demi Moore, at the opening of About Last Night. A photo posted By Maria • Dec 16, 2016 02:04 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 15, 2016 Family bonding, sponsored by Adidas. Family..where life begins and love never ends. @djohnsonpga @janetgretzky A photo posted by Paulina Gretzky (@paulinagretzky) onDec 14, 2016 at 9:04pm PST Katie Holmes is still promoting this movie so the least one of us can do is watch it. Not me, but By Maria • Dec 15, 2016 03:26 pm
