Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 20, 2017 After Lainey wrote about Serena yesterday, I went to look at Maria Sharpova’s Instagram. It kind of looks like Ivanka Trump’s, minus the kids. My fave emoji 💁🏼 A post shared by Maria Sharapova (@mariasharapova) onApr 19, 2017 at 7:09pm PDT I have a couple of friends who By Maria • Apr 20, 2017 05:06 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Is Jessica Simpson a Girl Boss? This morning Lainey emailed me about some new Jessica Simpson photos so I went online to find them. Then I had to find the date to make sure they were new because to be honest, if I’m looking at Jessica Simpson photos from 5 years ago or 5 minutes By Maria • Apr 20, 2017 12:54 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 19, 2017 Brooklyn Decker posted a selife last night, and some people pointed out that she looked like Kevin Bacon. They are not wrong. New development: We're f*cking twins. A post shared by Brooklyn Decker (@brooklyndecker) onApr 19, 2017 at 8:12am PDT The Stallone girls keep trying to By Maria • Apr 19, 2017 05:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 18, 2017 Jessica celebrates Jennifer. Happy Birthday, Shirley! Love, Laverne 📷 @marieclairemag A post shared by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) onApr 17, 2017 at 7:22pm PDT Lainey’s Obsession undresses. Happy Birthday @bella_freud A post shared by Artist & Director (@samtaylorjohnson) onApr 17, 2017 at 12:48pm PDT Derek Blasberg, Diane von By Maria • Apr 18, 2017 04:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 17, 2017 This morning, Lainey wrote about Leo and Orly at Coachella. Someone creeped a photo from their house and it’s been floating around on Instagram. So many Doritos. But it is from this year? Leo’s top knot is making me question the timeline. New pic. Leo at a house By Maria • Apr 17, 2017 05:12 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 13, 2017 So, if Chelsea and Gwyneth weren’t friends, would she be praising goop supplements? She’s very selective with her bullsh-t threshold. Like the jade egg, there’s a medical counterpoint to goop’s promises; I read a great interview with an RD who broke down the ingredients, the By Maria • Apr 13, 2017 02:07 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 12, 2017 Conan and Andy know that this face is the joke. This was great. Getting roasted by these two about having my shirt off all the time. Real classy. @teamcoco Check it out!! #f8 #fastandfurious8 this Friday!!! A post shared by Scott Eastwood (@scotteastwood) onApr 12, 2017 at 7:32am PDT By Maria • Apr 12, 2017 03:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 11, 2017 This is how the Hadid-Foster-Jenner family tree shakes out. And really you could add more Jenners onto this. National sibling day is pretty chill when your dad has been married 4 times. A post shared by Erin Foster (@erinfoster) onApr 10, 2017 at 12:36pm PDT I hate By Maria • Apr 11, 2017 02:03 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 10, 2017 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin took their son Moses and a few of his friends to LEGOLAND for Mo’s birthday. Do you think they drove or took a private plane or helicopter? She also marveled at the tofu bao buns –they are in Ninjago World. Birthday happiness #legoland #moses By Maria • Apr 10, 2017 04:50 pm
Douchebags Ashton Kutcher on Character On Saturday night, Ashton Kutcher was presented with the Robert D. Ray Pillar of Character Award at Drake University’s An-All Star Evening in Iowa (Ashton’s home state). You can watch the full video here: Ashton is such an actor. That isn’t to say he’s a By Maria • Apr 10, 2017 01:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 7, 2017 Like I said to Lainey, he even has to steal her Jeopardy! spotlight. Alex, I'll take me for 100. #jeopardy A post shared by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) onApr 6, 2017 at 4:30pm PDT The power of prestige TV: Ryan Murphy has done for Cuba Gooding Jr. what By Maria • Apr 07, 2017 03:13 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 6, 2017 Do you think Derek Blasberg tried to namedrop Karlie Kloss with Takashi Murakami? 🤗 M U R A K A M I ✌️ A post shared by Derek Blasberg (@derekblasberg) onApr 5, 2017 at 4:12pm PDT Alec now says that HarperCollins didn’t thoroughly edit or proofread his book so he By Maria • Apr 06, 2017 05:16 pm
Boy Sh-t Middle-aged White Man Sh-t I know it doesn’t really have the same ring as Girl Sh-t or Boy Sh-t but I will try to make this worth your while. In one corner, we have noted Hollywood asshole Dana Brunetti. I’ve mentioned him in Smutty Social Media a few times. Vanity By Maria • Apr 06, 2017 10:36 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 5, 2017 There’s a big Easter egg controversy happening in the UK right now, the same type of fight that North Americans engage in every goddamn year over Starbucks holiday cups. Ricky Gervais has weighed in on the great debate. No mention of Easter again. A post shared by Ricky Gervais By Maria • Apr 05, 2017 05:57 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 4, 2017 Jared Leto looks like he cuts his own hair with blunt scissors. Ghost A post shared by JARED LETO (@jaredleto) onApr 3, 2017 at 5:37pm PDT Does Ashton Kutcher realize he’s starring in a TV show with Danny Masterson? the problem is bigger than you think. And the By Maria • Apr 04, 2017 04:49 pm
Liv Tyler Smutty Social Media, April 3, 2017 Can we put a moratorium on celebrity April Fool’s Day pranks until they come up with something better than haircuts or pregnancy announcements? Those two jokes are pretty played out. ✄ ✄ ✄ happy April foolz fwends ;) :P A post shared by Gigi Hadid (@gigihadid) onApr 1, 2017 at 5:25am PDT By Maria • Apr 03, 2017 03:36 pm
