Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 4, 2017 Why didn’t she wear this instead of that lame Belle dress? #commesdesgarcons 🌹 A post shared by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onMay 3, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT First she was Japanese and now she’s Wonder Woman. She can really, um, do it all. Like her friend Ivanka. Thank you By Maria • May 04, 2017 05:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 3, 2017 My favourite MET Gala subgenre: celebrities smoking in the bathroom. The NY Daily News had a whole story on it: Dakota Johnson’s dress is much cooler from this angle (and yes that’s Armie Hammer vaping in the background). Smoking in the girls room #metgala @chardefrancesco @courtneylove @space_witch666 By Maria • May 03, 2017 02:29 pm
MET Gala 2017 Dakota Johnson: MET Gala’s Most Confusing I like Dakota Johnson’s relationship with Gucci because they are doing the “ugly expensive” thing really well right now and it completely suits her vibe. When Dakota wears something “unlikable” (ie: something that will get her on a Worst Dressed list in a celebrity weekly), I feel like she By Maria • May 02, 2017 09:30 am
MET Gala 2017 The Olsens at the MET Gala: Avant-Garde or Same Old? The Olsens are a staple at the MET Gala and year after year their looks are interchangeable. It doesn’t matter what the theme is, the Olsens dress like the Olsens (I like to call it: rich bohemian living abroad after her wealthy husband’s suspicious death). This year is By Maria • May 02, 2017 08:18 am
MET Gala 2017 Stella’s Blondes at the MET Gala Stella McCartney always has a huge presence at the MET Gala. She’s there as a designer, of course, but beyond that, Stella is exactly Anna’s kind of person (famous parents, British, wealthy). And Stella attracts a very A-list crowd. In the past she’s dressed Madonna, Cara By Maria • May 02, 2017 07:01 am
MET Gala 2017 Mindy Kaling: MET Gala’s Most Predictable THIS PAINS ME. The only reason I am calling it “most predictable” is because yesterday for Smutty Social Media I included a photo of her dress and at the time I was worried because of the shimmer and tassels. It is indeed shimmery. And there are tassels. It’s midnight By Maria • May 02, 2017 01:42 am
Style Priyanka Chopra: Met Gala Gadget Priyanka Chopra was one of the first arrivals to the MET Gala, and the “Inspector Gadget” jokes came fast and furious. I get it, she’s wearing a trench coat. I will tell you why I’m more into this than 95% of the gowns I saw. Adherence to theme: By Maria • May 02, 2017 12:39 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 1, 2017 Kate Hudson is obviously joking about the Met Gala, but I do think this year’s theme will be a challenge for the more thoughtful and stylish celebs (like SJP) and an outright disaster for the ones who favour safe gowns. Gearing up for Met Ball 🙆 #MetBall2017 #CommeDesGarcons A post By Maria • May 01, 2017 05:04 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 28, 2017 Back in December, Lainey wrote about Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham’s seemingly non-existent friendship. I did some Instagram digging and it appears that Katie follows Victoria (and sometimes “likes” the photos), but it doesn’t look like VB follows Katie. Interesting. (Also I really like this dress on By Maria • Apr 28, 2017 01:44 pm
Mindy Kaling B.J. and Mindy’s New York Stroll Noted BFF’s and former-something-or-others B.J. Novak and Mindy Kaling were spotted strolling around New York yesterday. She in a bright sweater with matching bag and purse, he in a guy-not-trying-too-hard uniform (jeans, grey shirt). They look straight out of a rom- By Maria • Apr 28, 2017 11:01 am
Salma Hayek Smutty Social Media, April 27, 2017 Sarah once wrote about the joy of Val Kilmer’s Twitter feed. And his reddit AMA is a goddamn delight. He talks about Top Gun 2, Cindy Crawford’s caviar pasta, filming The Island of Doctor Moreau, and writes a glowing tribute to Kurt Russell. A standout bit for me By Maria • Apr 27, 2017 04:51 pm
TV Updates Nicole Richie’s Lifestyle Coup (And Coop) I have written about all manner of celebrity lifestyle brands over the years. Reese Witherspoon’s southern hospitality. Drew Barrymore’s wine. Katherine Heigl’s ranch. And then there’s thedearlydeparted, like Blake Lively’s Preserve and Vanessa Hudgens’s Astral & Opal. I have seen many monogrammed cocktail napkins By Maria • Apr 27, 2017 11:47 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 26, 2017 This quiz was very hard but satisfying. I got the same score as Walt, which makes me feel a little better about barely passing. I AM NOT A TRUE FAN OF BREAKING BAD! That's what I'm told-Damn. I got 12 out of 20! How do By Maria • Apr 26, 2017 05:57 pm
Celebrity Real Estate Mila’s Home Reno Project Have you ever fallen into a Houzz hole? It’s such a fascinating concept because before visual-based social media, like Pinterest and Instagram, homes were mostly private. Unless your home made it into a design magazine, no one besides the people closest to you – friends and family – would see By Maria • Apr 26, 2017 10:41 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 25, 2017 What would happen when it gets wet? What do you think of velvet bikinis?? Yay... or nay??— Audrina Patridge (@AudrinaPatridge) April 19, 2017 That food is really close to the ground. I hate eating on the grass because in busy city parks you can guarantee that every square inch has By Maria • Apr 25, 2017 03:25 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 21, 2017 Paris Jackson and her godfather Macaulay Culkin look like they are celebrating Easter a little late. Not that I’m judging, I’m still making my way through my kids’ Cadbury eggs. 🐰 A post shared by Paris-Michael K. Jackson (@parisjackson) onApr 21, 2017 at 2:29am PDT Friends, family, By Maria • Apr 21, 2017 03:05 pm
