Robert Pattinson Twihard Zealots Strike Again As I was putting together Smutty Social Media yesterday, I noticed that Jaime King wrote a #WCW (Women Crush Wednesday) for FKA twigs. I included it because I thought it was cute that twigs was holding the most basic grocery store cake for Robert Pattinson (it was his birthday on By Maria • May 19, 2017 03:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 18, 2017 Drake channels his inner “9th grade English teacher who is not impressed with your To Kill a Mockingbird essay.” People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save? A post shared by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) onMay 17, 2017 at By Maria • May 18, 2017 04:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 17, 2017 Jonathan Schaech wants you to know he hooked up with everybody. I'm going back in time with @bravoandy to discuss the most jaw dropping pop culture moments in history. Andy Cohen's #ThenAndNow premieres TODAY, Wednesday, May 3 @ 10/9c on @BravoTV! A post shared by Johnathon By Maria • May 17, 2017 03:55 pm
TV Updates The first Must-See reboot Finally, fans have gotten their wish and a late 90s/early aughts Must-See TV show is getting a reboot. No, it’s not Friends. Or Seinfeld. It’s Will & Grace. We were asking for this? According to everyone involved, yes. The cast reunited for an election video in By Maria • May 17, 2017 11:17 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social May 16, 2017 Britney and Justin wore it better. some scenes behind the scenes @gqitalia. italian interview at the link in my bio. A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) onMay 16, 2017 at 12:27am PDT Vin Diesel paid tributes to mothers the only way he knows how: by posting a picture By Maria • May 16, 2017 03:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 15, 2017 I liked Oliver Hudson’s Mother’s Day dedication more than I liked Justin Timberlake’s. Happy Mother's Day to the three beautiful mommy's in my life!! @ehud26 @katehudson @officialgoldiehawn The most loving, hard working, playful, strong, hottest mama's around! I love you all By Maria • May 15, 2017 04:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 12, 2017 Busy Philipps has been posting Instagram stories as she lives her best life on a Disney Cruise; she said she’s used tons of data refreshing Deadline to see if her pilot, The Stackett Sisters has been picked up. It co-stars Casey Wilson and Bradley Whitford and was produced By Maria • May 12, 2017 01:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 11, 2017 I love that Neil deGrasse Tyson has cornered the famous astrophysicist market. Yassss @neildegrassetyson and I are guests on Conan tonight!! He is the MAN. 🌌🌠🌌🌠 @teamcoco A post shared by Rashida Jones (@rashidajones) onMay 10, 2017 at 6:51pm PDT If you live in downtown Vancouver, are you sick of By Maria • May 11, 2017 02:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 10, 2017 Bow Wow posted a photo implying he travelled on a private. Then, someone posted a picture of Bow Wow on their flight. And yet another person found the photo he used for the private jet, which was pulled off a company website. Investigative journalism is alive and well! Travel day. By Maria • May 10, 2017 05:09 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 9, 2017 Remember when Jessica was promoting her first cookbook? Oprah dedicated an entire hour to her, and Jessica’s thank-you note was 21 pairs of Louboutins. That, for me, was the moment Jessica cemented her place in the gossip world because it showed how much she was willing to play. By Maria • May 09, 2017 04:11 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 8, 2017 That’s gonna be a no from me, dog. 🙋🏼 @teddysphotos A post shared by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onMay 4, 2017 at 1:28pm PDT Did Mindy and Riz and Hasan all cut Judd Apatow out of this picture? Tee hee. G.O.A.T. A post shared by Mindy Kaling By Maria • May 08, 2017 05:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 5, 2017 David Spade recognizes this pinched, “everything is fine” facial expression. This is every girl ive had dinner with listening to my stupid drunk stories thinking 'you're fucking dead when we get in the car.' A post shared by David Spade (@davidspade) onMay 3, 2017 at 7: By Maria • May 05, 2017 03:46 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession I Am Woman, Feel My Womb Nikki Reed is pregnant, and she announced it on Instagram with a note to her future baby. That’s the most low-key part of her post. There’s belly cupping, and then there’s this – Bountiful Woman Floating in a Meadow. Look at the details here: she’s in By Maria • May 05, 2017 01:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 4, 2017 Why didn’t she wear this instead of that lame Belle dress? #commesdesgarcons 🌹 A post shared by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onMay 3, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT First she was Japanese and now she’s Wonder Woman. She can really, um, do it all. Like her friend Ivanka. Thank you By Maria • May 04, 2017 05:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 3, 2017 My favourite MET Gala subgenre: celebrities smoking in the bathroom. The NY Daily News had a whole story on it: Dakota Johnson’s dress is much cooler from this angle (and yes that’s Armie Hammer vaping in the background). Smoking in the girls room #metgala @chardefrancesco @courtneylove @space_witch666 By Maria • May 03, 2017 02:29 pm
MET Gala 2017 Dakota Johnson: MET Gala’s Most Confusing I like Dakota Johnson’s relationship with Gucci because they are doing the “ugly expensive” thing really well right now and it completely suits her vibe. When Dakota wears something “unlikable” (ie: something that will get her on a Worst Dressed list in a celebrity weekly), I feel like she By Maria • May 02, 2017 09:30 am
