Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 18, 2017 Is Brie Larson presenting an award to Casey Affleck becoming the Internet shorthand for side-eye? (And who is Gregg Sulkin you ask? He dated Bella Thorne. Not important.) pic.twitter.com/bi5QtIKCxT— Kevin O'Keeffe (@kevinpokeeffe) January 18, 2017 I knew this was Marchesa before I checked the By Maria • Jan 18, 2017 01:37 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 17, 2017 What can we call this? I’m opting for civil rights-splaining. Rep. Lewis. You are a great person. But Dr. King didn't give in to his anger or his hurt. That is how he accomplished & won Civil Rights.— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) January 16, 2017 Not sure By Maria • Jan 17, 2017 02:21 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 16, 2017 Katy Perry threw Orlando Bloom a big surprise birthday over the weekend, and it’s interesting that she chose Palm Springs. Close to LA, yes, but far enough that she could cull the guest list. An “away” birthday is a good reason not to invite the whole world, you know? By Maria • Jan 16, 2017 04:34 pm
Robin Thicke The Famewhore Defense We can jump right in, because there’s no cutesy way to talk about the problems between Paula Patton and Robin Thicke right now. To recap: the Department of Child and Family Services (DCFS) is investigating Robin after their son Julian made statements to his school principal and mediator. (Details By Maria • Jan 16, 2017 09:31 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 13, 2017 I’ve seen a lot of “Selena posted a photo after being spotted with The Weeknd” and “Bella Hadid’s revenge selfie” but let’s give them more credit than that. Instagram is a massive part of both of their brands so it’s a little reductive to assume their By Maria • Jan 13, 2017 02:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 12, 2017 I didn’t know much about makeup artist Kristopher Buckle before Mariah’s World; he worked with Blake Lively for the Golden Globes and has photos of Sarah Paulson, Sheryl Crowe and Kate Beckinsale on his Insta. How do the really in-demand hair and makeup people schedule their appointments? By Maria • Jan 12, 2017 04:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 11, 2017 There was a Jeremy Renner death hoax last night? I think the Internet was a little distracted. Apparently there is an internet HOAX that I died? Hmmm. Well not from where I'm sitting! So not to worry for those who care.... #aliveandkicking #internetabuse #lovetoyouall #excepttheonesadsoulpostingsuchgarbage #ha A photo By Maria • Jan 11, 2017 05:17 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 10, 2017 Remember when Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were on Punk’d? I thought Salma showed P the giant poo in the washroom, but my memory doesn’t serve me well: Penelope did it to Salma. I do remember someone saying over and over again, “Why would you show me this? By Maria • Jan 10, 2017 02:29 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn: I Didn’t Hate It I’m not an Amy Schumer apologist or believer. She does her thing, and I’m not invested in it at all. I actively hated the Lemonade parody and I don’t know why Goldie completely skated for that. So they’re at the Golden Globes presenting, and we are By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 12:15 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Anna Kendrick: Globes Grey I had to google Anna Kendrick’s Golden Globes history. She was nominated in 2010 for Up in the Air. A long time ago, right? Not that her spot is in jeopardy – clearly she’s in good standing, she co-announced the nominees this year. She has a very solid, By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 07:19 am
Golden Globes 2017 Lily Collins: the Kate Beckinsale of the Globes I hate it. I was going to write this rambling intro about being a contrarian and how nothing makes me feel more out of touch with public opinion than grading a red carpet, but why bother? If you love this dress, we are fighting. Come at me. Lily Collins is By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 05:06 am
Bad Style Hailee Steinfeld: Golden Globes Bridesmaid I like Hailee Steinfeld’s song Starving. It is hummable, it is not asking anything of me. I have read great reviews of The Edge of Seventeen, including Sarah’s. I will watch it when I can find it on on demand. But I will not abide this dress. She By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 03:23 am
Xenu John Travolta: Globes Most Reliable I feel protective of John Travolta. And I know that’s a weird thing to say because let’s face it, there are things here to point out. The Xenu worship. The, um, “hair.” The open secrets. Yet there is a kindness to him, isn’t there? He’s the By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 02:00 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 6, 2016 A Brett Ratner dinner party. I’m going to guess that he served steak with the sides, like creamed spinach and mushrooms and potatoes. Warren doesn’t strike me as a picky eater – he enjoys the California Pizza Kitchen. @HBO hang with The boys from left to right #ChristophWaltz #PeterBogdanovich By Maria • Jan 06, 2017 02:37 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 5, 2017 Wale called her by the wrong name, I’m DEAD. (Yes I know she tried to clap back by copying his joke, it was weak. The millennial Ann Coulter will need to come up with better comebacks if she wants to corner that blonde neo-Nazi market.) Ok Tammy https: By Maria • Jan 05, 2017 04:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 3, 2017 This morning Lainey posted about Leo’s New Year – I was curious about how he spent his holiday, because a good portion of the Wolf Pack was in Las Vegas at Marquee and they are loath to be apart, particularly on big party nights like NYE and Halloween. Kevin Connolly By Maria • Jan 03, 2017 01:52 pm
