Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 5, 2016 Cold soup is an insult to food (and don’t come at me with gazpacho because it is literally the worst) but I do appreciate Jessica Seinfeld’s captions. We need a little more sarcasm in lifestyle. When it's too late or too hot to make dinner, you By Maria • Aug 05, 2016 02:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 4, 2016 Clear eyes, full hearts, White House edition. (And yes of course President Obama is a Panther.) Happy birthday @barackobama! This was the first time I met him, and about fell over when he greeted me with "clear eyes full hearts can't lose!" Beyond his obvious great By Maria • Aug 04, 2016 02:44 pm
Tom Brady Smutty Social Media, August 3, 2016 I wish every profile about third best Joker Jared Leto started with this tweet. I bet the scene from American Beauty where Ricky talks about the dancing plastic bag is Jared Leto's ringtone— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 30, 2014 George Wallace has some soothing words for Chachi. I By Maria • Aug 03, 2016 02:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 2, 2016 I’m dying to have a deep read of this Alicia Vikander Vanity Fair article. I only allowed myself the first paragraph this morning because I’m under deadline, but it mentions Australia (oh lord not again) and Michael Fassbender and his schedule. “She’s wearing a light-blue button-down shirt By Maria • Aug 02, 2016 02:56 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 29, 2016 Yesterday I posted a Maverick throwback, and today Annabelle Wallis shared this from the set of The Mummy. We don’t get a lot of Tom on social media, but do you think he secretly uses Instagram? Is that frowned upon by the organization or is he “clear” enough to By Maria • Jul 29, 2016 03:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 28, 2016 Justin Theroux’s very candid photo of Mary-Kate Olsen. There was no time to say “prune” here. MK dancing. #tbt #joy #thejane A photo posted by @justintheroux onJul 28, 2016 at 4:09am PDT Gwen Stefani took a sign out of the audience, read it and then… what? There’s By Maria • Jul 28, 2016 04:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 27, 2016 Someone should tell Nick to cheer up because no one remembers the VMA winners unless Kanye interrupts their speech. Disappointed with the fact Close got no love for the #VMAs2016— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) July 26, 2016 “We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public.” Yes that is By Maria • Jul 27, 2016 02:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 26, 2016 Robert Downey Jr. helps promote a Sorkin master class. Not sure why. What am I missing here? Is it because they are repped by the same PR company? Hope Sorkin covers the first rule of walk-and-talks in his @MasterClass: watch where you’re going! #AaronSorkin #TheWestWing (Take a peek at By Maria • Jul 26, 2016 03:19 pm
Media Manipulation Bad Moms, Bad Trailer Last week, Lainey wrote about Mila Kunis revealing her former f-ckbuddy relationship with Ashton Kutcher on Howard Stern. It’s notable because Mila and Ashton are privacy scolds, except on the red carpet. And when she’s talking about her pregnancy on Ellen. Besides that, they are inscrutable! Right now By Maria • Jul 26, 2016 11:25 am
Dumbass A drama queen comedown Lindsay Lohan is not happy with the amount of attention she's received from her maybe-broken engagement and social media meltdown, so she posted this. Please read her caption. I would appreciate if these speculations regarding my personal life would respectfully come to a halt. Unfortunately, a private matter By Maria • Jul 26, 2016 10:17 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 25, 2016 Is Jamie Foxx the only Academy Award winner who can do club appearances and not lose any of his prestige? I can’t think of any other actor who can float between music and movies, club appearances and the Oscars. Discuss. @jewelnightclub let's do it again! I' By Maria • Jul 25, 2016 03:22 pm
Media Manipulation Crack Tweets Time Capsule Lindsay Lohan went on a social media binge this weekend, tweeting and posting photos of her (allegedly) cheating fiancé, Egor. She talked about “Russian hookers” (the best kind, right?), him not coming home, and then tried to drop a pregnancy announcement. She deleted most of it, but also left a By Maria • Jul 25, 2016 01:31 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 22, 2016 Brie looks so young and fresh and pretty here, but it isn’t hard to empathize with her insecurity at that moment. It’s what so many of them guard against when they show up on the red carpet with frozen faces and designer dresses that they know aren’t By Maria • Jul 22, 2016 02:57 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 21, 2016 The first ever Bravo awards happened because Andy is a TV genius. Michael Rapaport beat out Chrissy Teigen and Jerry O’Connell for Biggest Bravoholic. Mazels to @MichaelRapaport for winning #TheBravos Biggest Bravoholic! Even if he couldn't finish his speech... pic.twitter.com/9Pal0xsi6S— Bravotv (@Bravotv) July 21, By Maria • Jul 21, 2016 03:03 pm
Famewhores Thirsty Bird This week, a rapper and reality show star gave us Gossip Christmas (or as I like to call it, Receipts Week), cracking the façade of one of the most important and astute players in the game. All the games. The last story that garnered this much social media excitement and By Maria • Jul 21, 2016 11:45 am
Smutty Tingles Smutty Social Media, July 20, 2016 Since it’s the week of showing receipts, Chrissy Teigen hopped on Twitter to answer questions like how do celebs find their assistants (they steal them) and is it awkward to ask for another celeb’s phone number (yes). toss up between thai lady boy and John's " By Maria • Jul 20, 2016 02:35 pm
