Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday August 7, 2015 Joan Rivers would have loved the GOP debate – Bette made me think of her. Lenny Kravitz's penis slipped out on stage? So what? Wait for the GOP Debate on tonight - there will be 10 dicks on stage!— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 6, 2015 Reese gushing over Jessica By Maria • Aug 07, 2015 03:21 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday August 6, 2015 Reese and Ten on the beach. And yes that is Draper James, in case you were asking. (No one was asking.) #TBT to long walks on the beach with this little comedian #Vacation #TakeMeBack (dress by @draperjamesgirl) ⛅️🌊 A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onAug 6, 2015 at 9:54am By Maria • Aug 06, 2015 04:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday August 5, 2015 Steven Tyler weighs in on #penisgate – the most important wardrobe malfunction of the year. #penisgate A photo posted by Lenny Kravitz (@lennykravitz) onAug 4, 2015 at 4:53pm PDT But for Zoe Kravitz, that’s her dad talking about his dick. 😑 @chelsannat • @lennykravitz • @iamstevent • sigh • #sorryispelledurnamewrong • Chelsea• #fatfingers• A photo By Maria • Aug 05, 2015 04:41 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday August 4, 2015 So your best friend is a supermodel and you are both social media stars. You want to wish her a Happy Birthday and from the (literally) thousands of shots you can choose, you pull one out of your phone that has your boyfriend front and centre and your friend stirring By Maria • Aug 04, 2015 04:32 pm
Books Smutty Social Media, Friday July 31, 2015 Selma Blair and a very young Jakey G. He had total boyband hair! One of my favorite friends. A lifetime ago. Seattle. #jakegyllenhaal #fbf A photo posted by Selma Blair (@therealselmablair) onJul 31, 2015 at 10:09am PDT Rebel Wilson fly-boarding in Ibiza. Is this like a trampoline on water, By Maria • Jul 31, 2015 04:23 pm
Media Manipulation Jessica Alba’s Mean Mommy Detox Jessica Alba is promoting The Honest Co.’s new femcare line (which inexplicably boxes tampons to look like “artisanal chocolates”) so is of course pulling out her philosophies on parenting in a new interview. The thing about Jessica Alba is that she frequently talks out of both sides of her By Maria • Jul 31, 2015 01:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday July 30, 2015 Ruby Rose gives Justin Bieber a shout out from Venice. What Do You Mean? @rubyrose #29Days A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onJul 30, 2015 at 9:37am PDT Jessica Alba played a “motorcycle expert” in Bad Blood? I thought she was playing Jessica Alba. "I'm By Maria • Jul 30, 2015 04:58 pm
Book Review Luckiest Girl Alive I first saw Luckiest Girl Alive on Reese Witherspoon’s Instagram feed, and I knew that she was obviously going to buy the book’s film rights – would she be promoting it otherwise? Tracy Flick knows what she’s doing. So when I found myself on a 5-hour flight, I By Maria • Jul 30, 2015 04:48 pm
Books Luckiest Girl Alive I first saw Luckiest Girl Alive on Reese Witherspoon’s Instagram feed, and I knew that she was obviously going to buy the book’s film rights – would she be promoting it otherwise? Tracy Flick knows what she’s doing. So when I found myself on a 5-hour flight, I By Maria • Jul 30, 2015 04:39 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday July 29, 2015 I tried to resist but how could I not post this photo? It has a baby and Taylor Swift. Meeting my boy. @jaime_king @kyle_newman A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onJul 28, 2015 at 2:39pm PDT Lainey’s post today made me want to check in By Maria • Jul 29, 2015 04:56 pm
Smutty Surgery Et Tu, Gisele? It hasn’t been a great week for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. First, the NFL upheld his #Deflategate suspension (I don’t follow sports — at all — and even I’m interested in this because of the cheating Golden Boy aspect) and now, Gisele has allegedly been “caught” sneaking into By Maria • Jul 29, 2015 02:41 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday July 28, 2015 Remember when Victoria Beckham said she doesn’t read books, only magazines? That philosophy went out the window with her French tips, hair extensions and melon boobs. My favourite book shop! X happy Tuesday, love from LA! X 🌞🇺🇸🙏 x vb A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onJul 28, 2015 By Maria • Jul 28, 2015 03:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday July 27, 2015 This must be the most famous voicemail of all time, right? It’s so quotable. “Rude, thoughtless little pig” is instantly recognizable, it’s the “Show me the money” of voicemails. But it is nice to see Ireland finding the humour in it – it’s never the things that we By Maria • Jul 27, 2015 03:00 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday July 24, 2015 Beyonce wishes Michelle Williams a happy birthday – do you think Beyonce is a good gift giver? Or does she give you coupons for 22 Days Nutrition? Happy birthday my belle!! @realmichellew A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onJul 23, 2015 at 2:05pm PDT I rarely envy celebrity vacations but By Maria • Jul 24, 2015 03:45 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday July 23, 2015 We are in the Golden Age (or week?) of Twitter feuds. Now Ed Sheeran is apologizing for sticking up for Taylor. First he claimed “context” and then took a page from Taylor and said, “I missed the point.” Is “missing the point” the new “I’m sorry if you were By Maria • Jul 23, 2015 04:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday July 22, 2015 Taylor has now deleted some of her tweets to Nicki but, obviously, it’s too late. How will peace be brokered? Aaron Paul has an idea. Dear @taylorswift13 and @NICKIMINAJ, I love you both. How about we all get together and talk this thru? Coffee? Pancakes?? My treat. Ap— Aaron By Maria • Jul 22, 2015 04:55 pm
