Books Smutty Social Media, Friday July 31, 2015 Selma Blair and a very young Jakey G. He had total boyband hair! One of my favorite friends. A lifetime ago. Seattle. #jakegyllenhaal #fbf A photo posted by Selma Blair (@therealselmablair) onJul 31, 2015 at 10:09am PDT Rebel Wilson fly-boarding in Ibiza. Is this like a trampoline on By Maria • Jul 31, 2015 04:23 pm
Media Manipulation Jessica Alba’s Mean Mommy Detox Jessica Alba is promoting The Honest Co.’s new femcare line (which inexplicably boxes tampons to look like “artisanal chocolates”) so is of course pulling out her philosophies on parenting in a new interview. The thing about Jessica Alba is that she frequently talks out of both sides of her By Maria • Jul 31, 2015 01:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday July 30, 2015 Ruby Rose gives Justin Bieber a shout out from Venice. What Do You Mean? @rubyrose #29Days A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onJul 30, 2015 at 9:37am PDT Jessica Alba played a “motorcycle expert” in Bad Blood? I thought she was playing Jessica Alba. "I'm By Maria • Jul 30, 2015 04:58 pm
Book Review Luckiest Girl Alive I first saw Luckiest Girl Alive on Reese Witherspoon’s Instagram feed, and I knew that she was obviously going to buy the book’s film rights – would she be promoting it otherwise? Tracy Flick knows what she’s doing. So when I found myself on a 5-hour flight, By Maria • Jul 30, 2015 04:48 pm
Books Luckiest Girl Alive I first saw Luckiest Girl Alive on Reese Witherspoon’s Instagram feed, and I knew that she was obviously going to buy the book’s film rights – would she be promoting it otherwise? Tracy Flick knows what she’s doing. So when I found myself on a 5-hour flight, By Maria • Jul 30, 2015 04:39 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday July 29, 2015 I tried to resist but how could I not post this photo? It has a baby and Taylor Swift. Meeting my boy. @jaime_king @kyle_newman A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onJul 28, 2015 at 2:39pm PDT Lainey’s post today made me want to check in By Maria • Jul 29, 2015 04:56 pm
Smutty Surgery Et Tu, Gisele? It hasn’t been a great week for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. First, the NFL upheld his #Deflategate suspension (I don’t follow sports — at all — and even I’m interested in this because of the cheating Golden Boy aspect) and now, Gisele has allegedly been “caught” sneaking into By Maria • Jul 29, 2015 02:41 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday July 28, 2015 Remember when Victoria Beckham said she doesn’t read books, only magazines? That philosophy went out the window with her French tips, hair extensions and melon boobs. My favourite book shop! X happy Tuesday, love from LA! X 🌞🇺🇸🙏 x vb A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onJul 28, 2015 By Maria • Jul 28, 2015 03:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday July 27, 2015 This must be the most famous voicemail of all time, right? It’s so quotable. “Rude, thoughtless little pig” is instantly recognizable, it’s the “Show me the money” of voicemails. But it is nice to see Ireland finding the humour in it – it’s never the things that we By Maria • Jul 27, 2015 03:00 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday July 24, 2015 Beyonce wishes Michelle Williams a happy birthday – do you think Beyonce is a good gift giver? Or does she give you coupons for 22 Days Nutrition? Happy birthday my belle!! @realmichellew A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onJul 23, 2015 at 2:05pm PDT I rarely envy celebrity vacations but By Maria • Jul 24, 2015 03:45 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday July 23, 2015 We are in the Golden Age (or week?) of Twitter feuds. Now Ed Sheeran is apologizing for sticking up for Taylor. First he claimed “context” and then took a page from Taylor and said, “I missed the point.” Is “missing the point” the new “I’m sorry if you were By Maria • Jul 23, 2015 04:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday July 22, 2015 Taylor has now deleted some of her tweets to Nicki but, obviously, it’s too late. How will peace be brokered? Aaron Paul has an idea. Dear @taylorswift13 and @NICKIMINAJ, I love you both. How about we all get together and talk this thru? Coffee? Pancakes?? My treat. Ap— Aaron By Maria • Jul 22, 2015 04:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday July 21, 2015 Gisele has a perfect birthday. What did you expect, a half melted ice cream cake and wine-induced crying in the bathroom? Agradeço a todos do fundo do meu coração pelas homenagens e mensagens de aniversário. Fico sem palavras diante de tanto carinho. Mandando muito amor a todos! #gratidão #amor By Maria • Jul 21, 2015 04:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday July 20, 2015 Demi Lovato tries to read a map of Vancouver. I live in Vancouver and she would probably do a better job than me (even if it’s upside down). Ummmmm babe?..... The map is upside down.... 😒 A photo posted by Wilmer Valderrama (@wilmervalderrama) onJul 18, 2015 at 3:24pm PDT By Maria • Jul 20, 2015 05:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday July 17, 2015 Billy Joel and Jack Antonoff are kind of adorable together. This picture has a musical theatre vibe, like they are about to break into a song about New York while doing some jaunty fighting/dance choreography. Just a couple of backstreet guys... Even/especially when our schedules keep us apart By Maria • Jul 17, 2015 01:53 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday July 16, 2015 Diplo always seems to blame it on “context.” Maybe he’s just a d-ck? just want to take a second to say @justinbieber is a homie and i respect him immensely. its a shame that publications twist our words to turn it into click bait… if you want to By Maria • Jul 16, 2015 04:34 pm
