Parent Pimps Silas Is Already Useful A few years ago, Kevin Jonas announced the birth of his daughter via a sponsored tweet. Since then, there’ve been several pee-stick announcements sponsored by pregnancy tests. Basically, there is no shame in the parental pimp game anymore. Is sponsorship even tacky anymore? Is there any part of By Maria • Apr 16, 2015 02:56 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday April 15, 2015 Last night, I emailed Sarah about the upcoming Goop Chicago pop-up shop, saying “May the Goop be with you” because, although I’ve never seen Star Wars (Sarah is having an aneurism right now), I know that that is geek speak for inner strength, which Gwyneth would really encourage. By Maria • Apr 15, 2015 04:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday April 14, 2015 Lainey has hogged all of the Avengers, but here’s the (alleged) Sexiest Man Alive on Ellen. The incredibly handsome Chris Hemsworth is here tomorrow, and he’s incredibly handsome. A photo posted by Ellen (@theellenshow) onApr 13, 2015 at 5:48pm PDT As Lainey mentioned, Justin Bieber was choked By Maria • Apr 14, 2015 03:51 pm
Girly Throw Downs Long Island Yard Sale Yesterday, a short post on Lindsay and Dina Lohan showed up on TMZ, and it involved Dina selling Lindsay’s stuff - shoes, clothes, furniture, artwork – that is being stored at Dina’s house. Basically, the Lohans have entered Judge Judy territory. If you watched the docuseries Lindsay, aka “Lindsay smokes By Maria • Apr 14, 2015 10:42 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday April 13, 2015 As Lainey mentioned in the open today, Coachella, or as the cool kids call it, “Chella,” is on hiatus until next week. Last week I said Kate Bosworth was the patron saint of the desert, so what does that make Aaron Paul and his wife, Lauren? The first couple of By Maria • Apr 13, 2015 04:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday April 10, 2015 It’s the first weekend of Coachella, so I’m not going to try to fight it. Instagram waits all year for this. The patron saint of Coachella, Kate Bosworth, is starting off slow with some palm trees. She’s saving the outfit shots for the paps. Justifies the freebies. By Maria • Apr 10, 2015 03:02 pm
TV Updates The Jane and Lily Show Yesterday was a good day for TV trailers – first there was Orange is the New Black, then True Detective season 2 with Taylor Kitsch and Rachel McAdams looking hot (will they just hook up already). There was also a trailer for Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin’s new show, Grace By Maria • Apr 10, 2015 10:19 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday April 9, 2015 Sandra Bernhard and Lorraine Bracco be still my f-cking heart!!! Lets hear it for the girls, Lorraine Bracco & @sandragbernhard 💁! Cheers to these amazing two. #WWHL A video posted by Watch What Happens Live! (@bravowwhl) onApr 8, 2015 at 8:19pm PDT Gisele hugging a giant ass tree. Forests By Maria • Apr 09, 2015 04:48 pm
Media Manipulation Gwyneth’s Food Bank Challenge How much do you spend on food a week? Not coffee or lunch takeout, but real food. It’s astronomical, right? A trip to the grocery store is expensive, and realistically, it’s often cheaper to eat like crap than to buy fresh. This is why I’ve long thought By Maria • Apr 09, 2015 02:29 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Wednesday, April 8, 2015 Oprah Winfrey eating a Baltimore crab cake on a private plane, in case you ever wondered if it’s good to be Oprah. Had my favorite Baltimore's Best crab cake delivered. You can too. Worth it! @Pappascrabcakes A photo posted by Oprah (@oprah) onApr 7, 2015 at 12: By Maria • Apr 08, 2015 04:47 pm
Gossip Nostalgia Whatever Happened to Mischa Barton? Mischa Barton is in a strange spot career-wise. She’s not old enough to be “forgotten” but she’s not relevant enough to come up as a casting choice. Basically her trade is horror movies and traveling theatre productions. I wondered why she hadn’t tried a CW show By Maria • Apr 08, 2015 03:11 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday April 7, 2015 Sarah Jessica Parker being teased by the Editor-in-chief of Glamour magazine and an off-camera Kerry Washington for using a BlackBerry. I got rid of my BlackBerry just last week out of sheer laziness and the need to have more apps. But I will say it now and By Maria • Apr 07, 2015 03:40 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday April 6, 2015 Easter is still happening (on Instagram, at least), and Amy Sedaris decorated eggs with Sarah Jessica Parker and James Wilkie. (I cross-referenced these egg photos like a nerd.) @w1lkie A photo posted by Amy Sedaris (@imamysedaris) onApr 4, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT Easter twee-ness was on steroids By Maria • Apr 06, 2015 05:02 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday April 2, 2015 Justin Timberlake and his smug mug at Taco Bell. #TBT to that time the whole squad took over Taco Bell after the People's Choice Awards... #YoQuiero A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) onApr 2, 2015 at 10:46am PDT Hilary Duff posting a shot of her “smile” By Maria • Apr 02, 2015 06:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday April 1, 2015 Michelle Williams in Valentino for Elle UK and it is stunning. I love love love the almost-white blonde shade of her hair. And how she can wear something so delicate and look like a grown-up. She’s youthful and feminine and serious and mysterious – this is muse territory. By Maria • Apr 01, 2015 03:42 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Tuesday, March 31, 2015 Tidal is still prominent on Instagram – Madonna and Nicki have been particularly vocal. I looked through the photos and noticed something: Nicki with Rihanna, Beyonce with Nicki, Madonna with Rihanna and Nicki, Alicia with Beyonce… but no Beyonce and Rihanna on social media (but there is an official photo from By Maria • Mar 31, 2015 04:08 pm
