Girly Throw Downs A bitch slap for blackface Before Halloween I didn’t really know, nor care, who Julianne Hough was. To me, she was the mediocre girl in Rock of Ages. Now she’s the girl who went out for Halloween in blackface. I think she got off way too easy and I still can’t decide By Maria • Nov 13, 2013 03:24 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Kerry is Pregnant, but not “carrying” I’m very late to Scandal. I started it this season after watching an hour-long recap. It’s pulpy, entertaining, ridiculous and one of the few shows I actually care to watch in real time. This is largely because of Kerry Washington. She’s an excellent actress and a By Maria • Oct 30, 2013 02:37 pm
Music A Scrub is Guy Who Thinks He’s Fly We all have our flavour of celebrity couple nostalgia: Johnny and Kate, Johnny and Winona, Brad and Gwyneth, JLo and Ben. One of my all-time favourites: Usher and Chilli. What? It’s the perfect combination of pop music, drama, and music videos. I have always loved TLC and judging By Maria • Oct 22, 2013 01:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession At Home with Porny Porny has been fairly quiet lately, posting a few photos of her kids on social media and reportedly scoping out spots in Italy for her upcoming wedding. I, like Lainey, will totally enjoy those photos. Speaking of photos, US Weekly just released some new photos inside baby Ace Knute’s By Maria • Oct 22, 2013 09:35 am
Meg Ryan Meg Works Fast On October 3, I wrote about the PEOPLE cover story on Meg Ryan: Inside Her New Life. I looked for it a few times at the grocery store but didn’t find the full print edition, but it doesn’t matter anyway because, as I suspected at the time, it By Maria • Oct 14, 2013 11:31 am
Media Manipulation The 50-something Sweetheart Meg Ryan. It’s a name that doesn’t come up often, but is instantly recognizable. Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, Meg Ryan – America’s Sweethearts, through and through. But sometimes the Sweetheart stumbles: Julia’s had her share of romantic entanglements (which have probably just made her more By Maria • Oct 03, 2013 10:40 am
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad, one last time Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 16 recap series finale I was stuck at the airport yesterday, and as I stressed about missing Breaking Bad, most of my thoughts were on Walt’s take on chemistry – the study of change. Growth, decay, transformation. Walt to Heisenberg wasn’t quite a transformation, By Maria • Sep 30, 2013 08:48 am
Breaking Bad The Cabin in the Woods Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 15 recap I feel like this is the week after a storyline binge – Hank is dead, Jesse is being held hostage, Walt is finally on the run. Now it’s time for consequences. The Vacuum Man who makes people disappear into a new life actually By Maria • Sep 23, 2013 02:14 pm
Breaking Bad Aaron Paul’s Victory Lap In Lainey’s Idris Elba post earlier today, she talked about how Stringer Bell, an iconic audience favourite, hasn’t and won’t form Idris Elba’s career. He is humble and grateful for the experience, but it’s not part of his DNA. Aaron Paul is the exact opposite By Maria • Sep 19, 2013 03:16 pm
Dumbass Katherine Heigl is going to be great! Last week, The Hollywood Reporter posted a thorough (if not-so-surprising) piece on the antics of Katherine Heigl and her momager, Nancy. Click here a refresher. Difficult, abrasive, and her own worst enemy – that pretty much sums up Katherine’s reputation. And worst of all, not bankable. It’s By Maria • Sep 16, 2013 10:18 am
Breaking Bad They All Fall Down Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 14 recap Last week’s episode ended with a desert shootout between the Aryans and Hank and Gomez. Jesse was cowering in a car, Walt was handcuffed and freaking out. It was the spot of Walt and Jesse’s first cook, and the place Walt By Maria • Sep 16, 2013 08:53 am
Charlie Hunnam Charlie Hunnam is in Control It’s been a week since 50 Shades of Grey casting was confirmed, and now that the petitions have died down (seriously, who signs a petition for movie casting?!), Charlie Hunnam is talking about his new role. Speaking to a small group of reporters, Charlie talked about the casting process, By Maria • Sep 09, 2013 10:32 am
Breaking Bad Barrels Out Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 13 recap. The purity issue is still in play, as the show opens with Lydia, Todd and the uncles and debating the colour of Todd’s meth. Is it blue? Blue green? Aquamarine? Terrible Lydia is clearly having a prolonged nervous breakdown, so Todd brings By Maria • Sep 09, 2013 09:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Alec plays nice with PEOPLE I feel like Kanye West and Alec Baldwin are celebrity best friends. They seem to have a similar attitude when it comes to attention: “Take my picture and I’ll freak but please for the love of God take my picture.” While Kanye complains about fame and has a baby By Maria • Sep 05, 2013 11:30 am
Breaking Bad “Mr. White’s Gay for Me” Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 12 recap This episode starts with no flash forward, no hint at what comes later in the show. Instead, a panicked Walt goes into his house to look for Jesse. Walt searches the house, which is doused in gasoline, and Jesse has fled without setting By Maria • Sep 03, 2013 09:12 am
Xenu Dance Dance Revolution Some alternate titles I came up with for this post: Tangoing with Xenu, Don’t Step on Tom Cruise’s Toes and Will Shelly Miscavige Sit In The Front Row? Leah Remini is confirmed as a contestant on season 17 (how has it had 17 seasons?!) of Dancing With the By Maria • Aug 29, 2013 10:25 am