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90% of you and an entire fleet of MiniVans will disagree…

Blake’s was the safer choice. Pretty and soothing in blue and blonde and boring as f-ck and a cheap slit too. It’s Versace. I’m asleep. Like when Serena talks in her one voice, incapable of modulation. Lulls you into a coma.

And then there’s Leighton Meester in Louis Vuitton. Looks like a doll. Love it so much. It’s her first time at the Costume Institute Gala where one is encouraged to take risks. If anything, this is the audience most welcoming of it, where editorial can come right off the page. This is a 23 year old girl having fun. So stop screeching. It’s not like she showed up at your wedding.


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